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Pronounced “Asians”, he’s a little CUNT.
Eizens by no homo though April 24, 2019

Eisenseite

A german archaism for a conservative man that puts the prospects of his family over his personal interests and desires.
A:I always wanted to be an artist but,if I want to establish a family in the future, I need a safe job and a good paycheck,so I decided to study Law at an university.

B:I respect that. You know how to deal with responsibilities. You are a true Eisenseite.
Eisenseite by Firefox-31 January 30, 2020
A gender-neutral expression for masturbation or jacking off. Can be practiced, experienced, enjoyed or researched.
Yesterday my mum busted in while I researched the eigensex, entirely disrupting my physical experiment.
eigensex by paniq July 16, 2008

Eisenshtadt 

When someone crams their pinky up another persons nose until the other person screams.
Person 1: what's up bro
Person 2: TIMMY GAVE ME AN EISENSHTADT THAT'S WHAT'S UP
Eisenshtadt by hankysnail July 26, 2020

Eisenstadt 

Only the most sweetest place to live in Austria! It also just so happens to be the most B.A. last name around. If you have this last name you most likely will do great things for others and or the world.
You must be cool if you live in Eisenstadt
His last name is Eisenstadt! He's so bad ass...
Eisenstadt by Ella Clark February 22, 2010
When one (typically a female) has a sexual intercourse encounter with a one eigendick (typically a male) and reaches the point of Eigenasm and cums everywhere
Yo Dubin I had Eigensex with that smut from chi-o last night....it was Eigengood..possibly the best Eigensex I've ever had.
Eigensex by Eigensaw March 26, 2009
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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