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everybody and their uncle and their dog and their brother 

When it seems that almost everyone already knows whatever subject you're talking about.
It was uncanny when Randy was telling a story & it seemed that everybody and their uncle and their dog and their brother already knew about it!

Someone for Everyone 

Something ugly men are told repeatedly in order to keep them simping.
40yr old ugly guy: I never been on a date lol
Person 2: awww keep trying, there's someone for everyone..

He meets assholes everywhere he goes. 

He meets assholes everywhere he goes. — An insult that points to a person who is the personification of the old southern proverb:

“If you meet an asshole in the morning; you just met an asshole! But if you meet assholes everywhere that you go THEN YOU’RE THE ASSHOLE.”

With that statement as axiomatic, by saying “He meets assholes everywhere he goes”, you are using the statement as a verbal deictic and calling the person observed an asshole.
Using “ He meets assholes everywhere he goes” in a sentence:

What a jerk! I’ll bet you that he meets assholes everywhere he goes.

It’s a very direct / indirect insult verging on shade.

everyday feminism

A comedy 'feminism' site that panders to snowflake millennials who enjoy defining themselves with several labels at once to illustrate their special uniqueness. Example; Fucktard is a cisqueer demiboi multipersonality pansexual differently abled lunatic who identifies as fat. Fucktard's preferred pronouns are Bum/Bumface. Bum has a degree from the University of East Grinstead in Queer 20th Century Chanting and is funded by Bumface's weary parents while Bum writes navel gazing tripe for sites such as Everyday Feminism about Why Buying Tampons Kills TransFolx and Six Ways Why Brain Tumours Are Exclusionary To Those Who Don't Have Brains.

Frequented by transgender people and gullible, wide eyed millennials, the heavy handed admins will censor commentary by those who show potential for critical thought and a basic understanding of biology.
My friend Twinkletoes is interning at Everyday Feminism! They have written an awesome piece on How Your Diet Is Erasing And Fat Shaming Obese Folk. It's so on point!
everyday feminism by Bumfacemcbum February 15, 2017

Stupid is transiting everything

Stupid is transiting everything — The best answer to anyone who wants YOU to read their astrological chart; Tarot Cards, I Ching ; palm; or use any form of divination to tell them about THEIR future.

Stupid is transiting everything!!!!!

How can you ask about yourself WHEN THE WORLD IS ON FIRE!!!!!!??????

This is actually based on mystical law of hierarchy.

If the sun of your solar system goes nova; then, it really doesn’t matter if you have had a good reading, does it?

If the earth is hit by a giant asteroid; then whatever “good Karma” you have is overridden by the earths destiny.

“Stupid transiting everything” is not a sun going nova; or, an asteroid striking the earth; but, it is a tragic miasma that overshadows everything — especially approaches to problem solving.

This renders forms of symbolic thinking — ancient or modern — useless! Emotional and tribal behavior currently reign supreme; and, discourse has degenerated to slogans and word salads.

Read an astrological chart and when you are done slap a big sticker on it that says: Stupid is transiting everything!

Do a Tarot spread and when you are done, cover the reading with a card that says: Stupid is transiting everything!

Throw the I Ching — read the hexagrams and then immediately say the next hexagram arising means: Stupid is transiting everything.

Look at the lines on a palm and announce: Stupid is transiting everything.

You can’t go wrong with this reading in America 2023.
Astrologer:

You have asked me to look at your chart and tell you any obstacles I see that will obstruct your attainment of your noble goals. I have looked at the position of your Saturn, your Mars, and their relationship to your sun and my conclusion is: Stupid is transiting everything.

everyplay 

a shitty community where drug addicts, pedophiles, emo teenagers who want attention and little kids unite to make weird ass gaming videos. there is the occasional normal person but most people there are just horny 8 year olds looking for a girlfriend/boyfriend.
Person 1: Have you seen that site everyplay? Its so fucking weird
Person 2: Yeah I have, ive been trying to forget about it ever since.
everyplay by Thickеn May 28, 2017
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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