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everlasting jobstopper

a neck tattoo, face tattoo, or other quasi-permanent job prophylactic.
This everlasting jobstopper seems like a bad idea in hind-sight.

everyting cris

Dont worry about Rudolph spilling the bubbly over the persian rug. You can have one of the chaps at the dry cleaners look at it. Then Everyting cris Gandolph.
everyting cris by dchohan October 18, 2008

Everlasting Love 

When you think that the love you have for someone is never ending or will last forever until death. Generally the cause of marriage..
We have everlasting love!! Let's get married.

everlasting bong stoper

When one is smoking out there bong an the residue clogs up an u smoke on it for what seems like forever
Man bro we been smoke in on this everlasting bong stoper forever

everlasting cocksucker 

One who sucks cock, everlastingly. Basically a dirty slut who will suck cock for the rest of her life.

everyting 

Another word that originated frin a typo. It means everything, but is spelled in an orange lily way. It also involves Neopets commercials. Did you know the aardvarks rock? Well, they do.
Andrew: o yea at school my friend and i started calling *everyting* weird a neopet
Carlie: EVERYTING?! OOOOOO!
everyting by mryellowbunbun April 2, 2009
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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