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Evbit is a proship between Evan Myers and Habit from EveryManHybrid. Habit is a possessive entity that used Evan's body, ate his child, and killed his friends.
"Yeah that person ships Evbit" - P1
"Fuck dude isn't that a proship?" - P2
"Yeah and Habits a rapist too!" - P1
evbit by road4m April 7, 2024
Words you can keep
Evita is pure awesomeness. She is very different from anyone that you will ever meet, if you ever get the chance to get a hold of an Evita, never ever let her go, or you'll just see a lucky guy have her instead. She is funny, smart, and genuinely nice .. super nice. She will always help you and never turn you down. She'll always show you a good time because of her sense of humor, and will always care for her friends and will love them forever. If she's into you, you're a lucky bastard. You can easily fall in love with her, and it won't be a hard time.
Person 1: Hey who's that with the bright light following her?
Person 2: Oh that's Evita.
Person 1: Aha, now I understand.

Person 1: I think I've found my Evita.
Person 2: Marry her.

Omg you should totally meet this girl, you'll love her she's such an Evita .. :)
Evita by .Epic fail of epic win. December 7, 2011
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In love with moto moto
Im so evita with moto moto
Evita by Poopyboy12345 May 2, 2019

Evitable 

Able to be avoided, evaded, or escaped; Uncertain; Unnecessary; Not necessarily sure to occur, happen, or come; Alterable.
The evitable result of life is death. Assuming you are immortal.
Evitable by Cody Schatzle October 17, 2007
For the college student:

Earnings Before Interest, Tuition, Drugs, and Alcohol
John's EBITDA for the year was negative $15,000 because he could not find summer employment, his parents stopped paying his tuition, he got addicted to drugs, and his binge drinking continued
EBITDA by ajhope August 25, 2009
1. Earnings before Interest, taxes, depreciation and amortization.

2. Earnings Before I Trick the Damn Auditor
What is your EBITDA this year?
EBITDA by Chi_1219 July 26, 2006
Evita is a musical written by Andrew Lloyd Webber. It is about Evita Peron, the first lady of the former president of Argentina. It's a great musical with awesome songs like "Buenos Aires" and "Oh What A Circus".
Evita: High flying adored, I've been called names, but that's the strangest. My story's quite usual "LOCAL GIRL MAKES GOOD WITH FAMOUS MAN". I was slapped in the right place, at the perfect time. Filled a gap, I was lucky...but one thing I'll say for me....no one else can fill it like I can.
Evita by Ilana July 16, 2008
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An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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