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what you get when the guy you just met on eHarmony turns out to be a big tool.
Susan: Well. I'm dating a new guy, but we've been out 4 times already. The last guy turned out to be a tool.
me: big esurprise
by fortner July 09, 2007
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A casual invitation / threat used by an individual that is not afraid of fucking someone up.
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JACK: Fuck around and find out, fool!
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The result of meeting and/or dating someone on eHarmony who turns out to be a huge tool/douchebag/broham.
Susan: Yea, we dated for 3 weeks, but he turned out to be a tool.
David: Big esurprise.
by Fortner September 25, 2007
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