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esurprise 

what you get when the guy you just met on eHarmony turns out to be a big tool.
Susan: Well. I'm dating a new guy, but we've been out 4 times already. The last guy turned out to be a tool.
me: big esurprise
esurprise by fortner December 30, 2008
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esurprise 

The result of meeting and/or dating someone on eHarmony who turns out to be a huge tool/douchebag/broham.
Susan: Yea, we dated for 3 weeks, but he turned out to be a tool.
David: Big esurprise.
esurprise by Fortner January 3, 2009

Ganges Surprise 

The act of ejaculating into one's palm and slapping someone.
Fred: What's happening dude?
Bob: Ganges surprise!!
Fred: What the heck is that??
Bob: My sperm. Duh.
Ganges Surprise by SkittleLicker April 29, 2011

Double-wide Surprise 

An exceptionally large and visually appealing man ass that has somehow been concealed. Usually sought after by cross-dressing rabbits.
Look I ain't gay or anything, I just got caught off guard by Elmer's Double-wide surprise.

Whoopty Surprise 

When a woman gives you a blowjob, pauses to give you a handjob, and you ejaculate on her face with no prior warning.
“John: yeah man, Sally was going down on me, and just when she stopped and started jerking me off, boom, whoopty surprise.

Jack: dude, that’s gross.”
Whoopty Surprise by Scorpion2458 August 28, 2018

european surprise 

During a threesome with two males and one female, when one male is about to finish they do so in the mouth of the other male.
"I had a threesome with John and Sarah yesterday"
"Nice, did you nut in her?"
"Nah, I gave John a European Surprise"
european surprise by divinemuffin February 8, 2019

Surprised the hell out of me 

Well, as you could probably guess it means that you are surprised. But it’s surprised in BIG CAPITAL LETTERS with explosions, earthquakes and tidal waves followed by a total eclipse of the sun. It’s the sort of surprise that you would feel when as you were feeding your cat she looked up at you and said “You’re fucking joking! I’m not eating that; it looks like puke and smells like shit! Get me some chicken or a piece of oak smoked ham, you arsehole.”
Malcolm actually did something right first time, it surprised the hell out of me.
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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