"Ession" originated in Sydney and has many many meanings. To "have an ession" means to have fun, in no way in particular. You can have an ession anywhere, any time. To go to an ession usually means to go to a piss-up or a party.
1) Dewy: Dude c'mon we've gotta go to class.
Jake: Fuck that dude, let's have an ession.
Dewy: We can have an ession on the way.
Jake: An ession on the way to class?
2) Liam: What are you doing tonight?
Shezza: Havin' an ession. Turn up.
Liam: Why not.
Jake: Fuck that dude, let's have an ession.
Dewy: We can have an ession on the way.
Jake: An ession on the way to class?
2) Liam: What are you doing tonight?
Shezza: Havin' an ession. Turn up.
Liam: Why not.
by Dewy Horne February 05, 2008
An economy suffering from runaway inflation, leading to a recession with Joe Biden right in the middle of it!
by Aloisious Von Putinstien June 17, 2022
An economy suffering from runaway inflation, causing a recession with Joe Biden right in the middle of it all!
by Aloisious Von Putinstien June 17, 2022
You should hire me, I'm a pro-fucking-essional.
by jesusmotherassfuckingchrfist November 12, 2020
A large mission, that is of the soul purpouse of getting baked.
A combination of Mission- and Session.
A combination of Mission- and Session.
"Dude, were going all the way into the underground to get baked!"
- You mean a mish-ession?
- FUCK YEA
- You mean a mish-ession?
- FUCK YEA
by karl da king May 15, 2006