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"Ession" originated in Sydney and has many many meanings. To "have an ession" means to have fun, in no way in particular. You can have an ession anywhere, any time. To go to an ession usually means to go to a piss-up or a party.
1) Dewy: Dude c'mon we've gotta go to class.
Jake: Fuck that dude, let's have an ession.
Dewy: We can have an ession on the way.
Jake: An ession on the way to class?

2) Liam: What are you doing tonight?
Shezza: Havin' an ession. Turn up.
Liam: Why not.
Ession by Dewy Horne February 5, 2008
Words you can keep

Infla-Biden-ession 

An economy suffering from runaway inflation, leading to a recession with Joe Biden right in the middle of it!
This Infla-Biden-ession is killing my 401K!

Infla-Biden-ession 

An economy suffering from runaway inflation, causing a recession with Joe Biden right in the middle of it all!
This Infla-Biden-ession is killing my 401K!

Mish-ession 

A large mission, that is of the soul purpouse of getting baked.

A combination of Mission- and Session.
"Dude, were going all the way into the underground to get baked!"

- You mean a mish-ession?
- FUCK YEA
Mish-ession by karl da king May 22, 2006
Shortened version of only messing. Mainly used after an insult.
E.g. Josh you’ve got a fat head, essin
Essin by ML birko October 12, 2019

Social Espionage

The act of taking a picture with your phone and then immediately posting it to a social networking site or sites without the subjects knowledge.
John: We're you at that rager last night?

Steve: Yes, and that dick Tommy took a photo of me groping a stripper with his phone and posted it to facebook, a real act of social espionage...needless to say my wife put my dick back on the mantle.
Social Espionage by jasbra January 7, 2010

Espionage Date 

To bring a friend or family member on a date to sit there and spy on you while you're on the date without either one of you acknowledging that you know the other.
My sister was on an espionage date with me while I met up with my blind date so we can analyze it later.
Espionage Date by shayaknyc December 28, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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