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Ass-essing the situation by Jonny Long Schlong June 12, 2011
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Eesing by Oasis motors February 10, 2020
Easing the Badger
The name of an inn in Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time books. It's sign depicts a badger dancing with a silver shovel.
The phrase is somewhat infamous in that noboy actually knows what Easing the Badger actually means - people just assume it'll funny and quite lewd.
Jordan himself occasionally toyed with these assumptions without confirming anything.
The phrase is somewhat infamous in that noboy actually knows what Easing the Badger actually means - people just assume it'll funny and quite lewd.
Jordan himself occasionally toyed with these assumptions without confirming anything.
Easing the Badger by LimitedSeahorse June 1, 2018
Quantitative Easing
A sexual practice whereby many dicks (as big and as many as possible) are inserted into an asshole. The idea is to annihilate the asshole beyond recognition... to the point where nobody could ever figure out exactly WHICH dick caused all the destruction. It destroys the asshole completely, but the destruction is so great that it couldn't possibly be pinned on one particular dick.
Can also be applied to economics, but the term "asshole" is replaced by subject "economy" and "dicks" are replaced by "The Federal Reserve".
Can also be applied to economics, but the term "asshole" is replaced by subject "economy" and "dicks" are replaced by "The Federal Reserve".
Bob: Damn! That bitch's ass is destroyed! They must have performed quantitative easing on her!
Chris: Well, there is certainly some inflation going on there! They could have at least spit on it!
Chris: Well, there is certainly some inflation going on there! They could have at least spit on it!
Quantitative Easing by RandyMarshCT August 3, 2011