essing

To leave or go home, usually from a motive or meet up.

If you boys go white swan after this, I’m essing

by French_m8 August 15, 2022

Ass-essing the situation

Scanning the area and spotting out all the girls with a nice ass

Bob: look... over there i see so many nice asses
Steve: are you Ass-essing the situation?

by Jonny Long Schlong June 12, 2011

Essin

Shortened version of only messing. Mainly used after an insult.

E.g. Josh you’ve got a fat head, essin

by ML birko October 12, 2019

Eesing

Word used mainly in Group A Zimbabwean schools to mean struggling/ in pain

Ah oan, Nda you're eesing in life. Take a rest.

by Oasis motors February 10, 2020

Easing the Badger

The name of an inn in Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time books. It's sign depicts a badger dancing with a silver shovel.

The phrase is somewhat infamous in that noboy actually knows what Easing the Badger actually means - people just assume it'll funny and quite lewd.

Jordan himself occasionally toyed with these assumptions without confirming anything.

You're not old enough to know what 'Easing the Badger' means.

by LimitedSeahorse June 1, 2018

Essig

German for Vinegar

Vinegar = Sour Wine, German = Language of Germany

Essig

by TheFinn February 19, 2010

Quantitative Easing

A sexual practice whereby many dicks (as big and as many as possible) are inserted into an asshole. The idea is to annihilate the asshole beyond recognition... to the point where nobody could ever figure out exactly WHICH dick caused all the destruction. It destroys the asshole completely, but the destruction is so great that it couldn't possibly be pinned on one particular dick.

Can also be applied to economics, but the term "asshole" is replaced by subject "economy" and "dicks" are replaced by "The Federal Reserve".

Bob: Damn! That bitch's ass is destroyed! They must have performed quantitative easing on her!

Chris: Well, there is certainly some inflation going on there! They could have at least spit on it!

by RandyMarshCT August 3, 2011