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European School of Political ans Social Sciences. A so-called bilingual Scholl thay will teach you Rawlsian theories as well as the art of shitposting
- I study at Espol, what about you ?
- Oh pretty much the same, I'm at Sciences Po Paris.
espol by Poucebleu November 23, 2017
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professional esports player 

One with a particularly strong virginity shield who is often allergic to women. Professional esports players are hard to come by in public since they spend all their hours cooped in their coom cave. Although, when one is forced into society, they can be spotted due to their lack of hygiene. Traces like cum stains, strong BO, or Dorito dust are defining traits in a professional esports player.
a: Why is Michael having a seizure after grazing Suzy's elbow?
b: Oh he is a professional esports player.
professional esports player by frggerz September 14, 2020
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A esolang is a programming language that doesn’t look like a programming language.
(Insert example here that includes the word “esolang”)
esolang by AmNow December 2, 2020

esports player

If you see someone who claims to be an esports player notify the proper authorities immediately (518) 465-7551
esports player by frggerz September 14, 2020

Espositoism 

Espositoism - A godlessly circuitous obfuscation of an otherwise simple idea, concept, or series of words, designed, variously, to impress, densify, confuse, conflate, evade, intimidate, and/or otherwise manipulate the content in question or the appearance or trajectory of the discourse surrounding said content.
e.g.:

Standard language - "He shot her"

Espositoism - "Subject discharged his weapon, the projectile from which yielded significant trauma to the person of subject's presumptive target."

Used in context:

X: (straightforward question) What do you think?
Y: (bullshit evasive answer) Well, there are certain minimums with respect to the requisite forethought one needs invest before an appropriate response to your question can be given.
X: (aggravated response) I want you to take that Espositoism, shove it up your ass, and answer the question.
Espositoism by Expo779 October 20, 2010

Empoleon 

Empoleon is a Water/Steel type Pokemon. Empoleon is also the final evolution of piplup the water starer from the Sinnoh region.
Facts about Empoleon: Empoleon only has 3 Weakness.

Empoleon has 10 resistances.

There is no other Type Combination as Empoleon.

Written by @Empoleon0395
Empoleon by Trident0395 April 19, 2015
another word for can i put my ballz in your jawz.

Pronounced ee-swa-lee
person 1 - Hey yo can we esiole !!!!
person 2 - Ye mate I would love to esiole with ya!!
esiole by yo mamma aka ur mom November 18, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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