espol

European School of Political ans Social Sciences. A so-called bilingual Scholl thay will teach you Rawlsian theories as well as the art of shitposting

- I study at Espol, what about you ?
- Oh pretty much the same, I'm at Sciences Po Paris.

by Poucebleu November 23, 2017

professional esports player

One with a particularly strong virginity shield who is often allergic to women. Professional esports players are hard to come by in public since they spend all their hours cooped in their coom cave. Although, when one is forced into society, they can be spotted due to their lack of hygiene. Traces like cum stains, strong BO, or Dorito dust are defining traits in a professional esports player.

a: Why is Michael having a seizure after grazing Suzy's elbow?
b: Oh he is a professional esports player.

by frggerz September 14, 2020

esolang

A esolang is a programming language that doesn’t look like a programming language.

(Insert example here that includes the word “esolang”)

by AmNow December 2, 2020

esports player

Word for a closeted pedophile.

If you see someone who claims to be an esports player notify the proper authorities immediately [phone]

by frggerz September 14, 2020

Espositoism

Espositoism - A godlessly circuitous obfuscation of an otherwise simple idea, concept, or series of words, designed, variously, to impress, densify, confuse, conflate, evade, intimidate, and/or otherwise manipulate the content in question or the appearance or trajectory of the discourse surrounding said content.

e.g.:

Standard language - "He shot her"

Espositoism - "Subject discharged his weapon, the projectile from which yielded significant trauma to the person of subject's presumptive target."

Used in context:

X: (straightforward question) What do you think?
Y: (bullshit evasive answer) Well, there are certain minimums with respect to the requisite forethought one needs invest before an appropriate response to your question can be given.
X: (aggravated response) I want you to take that Espositoism, shove it up your ass, and answer the question.

by Expo779 October 20, 2010

Empoleon

Empoleon is a Water/Steel type Pokemon. Empoleon is also the final evolution of piplup the water starer from the Sinnoh region.

Facts about Empoleon: Empoleon only has 3 Weakness.

Empoleon has 10 resistances.

There is no other Type Combination as Empoleon.

Written by @Empoleon0395

by Trident0395 April 19, 2015

esiole

another word for can i put my ballz in your jawz.

Pronounced ee-swa-lee

person 1 - Hey yo can we esiole !!!!
person 2 - Ye mate I would love to esiole with ya!!

by yo mamma aka ur mom November 18, 2021