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Espliffany 

Any "revelation" that seems infinitely profound during a moment of extreme intoxication, but is revealed to be either nonsense or an incredibly basic concept upon attaining sobriety.
"Dude, I spent 4 hours last night going on about how we're all, like, "one people", man. Total espliffany.
Espliffany by KingPellinore February 25, 2010
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Espliffany 

The sudden realization or comprehension of the (larger) essence or meaning of something while smoking weed.
WHAT?!?!?! the interconnection between two forms of matter caused by high frequency waves from the matters gravitational pull can allow us to teleport?!??!?! what an Espliffany!!!!!
Espliffany by Milk it slowww March 11, 2011

Espliffany 

The realization an individual gets after getting high without knowing how they got themselves under the influence
Dude before I knew it I had a joint in my face. Without thinking i had a espliffany. Told myself I wouldn't today.
Espliffany by Possumeggs August 13, 2022

spliffany 

When you smoke cannabis and your brain starts to make new connections, and you come up with a brilliant idea, or epiphany. Sometimes you act on the idea and change the world. Other times, you let the idea go.
My life changed as I had an inspiring spliffany, actually a series of spliffanies, and followed through on the ideas.
spliffany by ceremonialgrade October 29, 2017

epiffany 

A sudden epic perception or insight of something, usually broad and crucial, while under the influences of marijuana.
Person 1: Whoa..
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I just had this epiffany.. The chicken came before the egg...
Person 2: You've been smoking too much of that piff man.
epiffany by uncle k October 11, 2006

spliffany petard 

A retard who has high social status due to the money his parents have. A spiffy mentally handicapped person.
Rain man or that retard from the hangover. Also Christina ricci in pumpkin.

Dustin Hoffman plays a great spliffany petard in you know rain man also starring that creeper.
spliffany petard by jedi marf October 19, 2013

Espliffphany (eh-spliff-any) 

The moment of sudden and great revelation or realization that oneself requires a spliff (marijuana cigarette).

Derives from the word epiphany.
Spliff Richard: "Gosh Darren, I've just had an amazing Espliffphany (eh-spliff-any) , Let's go smoke a spliff."

Darren: "Noice."
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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