espisp

Extra sensory perception internet service provider; ESPISP; more bluntly put having to rely on your gut instinct in service provider selection

Choice of espisp appears to be an intuitive selection

espisp by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

epispasm 

I often use the word 'epispasm' to describe someone chucking a violent spazz but have found it actually means a reverse circumcision. Back in the old days some hatless men would undergo an operation to restore the foreskin for religious or cultural reasons.

The ancient jew who wanted to go nude at the Greek baths chucked an epispasm when the doc performed an epispasm on his weiner.

epispasm by big jon cannon September 9, 2010

estispeculation 

estimate/speculation

my best estispeculation is that the book will be ready to publish next week

estispeculation by hrm smk May 26, 2009

espish 

Derived from ESP (extra sensory perceptions); the state of giving or receiving said perceptions simultaneously (i.e. having the same thoughts, saying the same things, doing the same things as another person at exactly the same time).
Credited to SAN, 2004

"Are you espishing what I'm espishing?" (translation: are you thinking of doing what I'm thinking of doing?)

"Is that girl wearing a skirt with her belt or a belt with her skirt?"
"Espish!"

espish by ria November 2, 2004

espisily

Extreme sleep deprivation caused by a white middle-aged female teacher who feels entitled or demands beyond the scope of what is appropriate or necessary

Sadly me and my wife have to go buy a new mattress because we have espisily

espisily by bluebonnet October 6, 2020

episped 

A person that enjoys epiphone guitars.

Nathan is such an episped

episped by cymon October 1, 2006

espish 

interj. Used when precisely what one person was thinking is voiced or executed first by another present individual.

v. To think or say something simultaneously with another individual.

Note: Wave your hands in the air when you use this as an interjection and scream it in a thin, froggish voice.

"If Mariel claps and says 'That is so great' when she laughs... one more time... I am going to shoot her."
"ESPIIIIIIISH!!!" (dance)

espish by John F. Kerry (i have a plan) January 28, 2005