esmer

A person who acts really cool but is really a big jerk. He also is a loner who pretends to be cool. He try's to get friends but can never do it because of his stupidity. When you act like that you are often called an esmer

That guy is such a jerk, just like an esmer!

(Person 1)He is such and esmer
(Person 2) I thought his name was Ben.
(Person 3) It means he is a jerk.

esmer by Ethan Esteban Steven Jerk Rude March 15, 2016

Esmer

Esmer is the person who cannot be defined by words, and surpasses all the boundaries of the universe. Esmer does not work live or fit in a box, nor does she live outside the box. She breaks down all of the walls of the box, until the sky is the limit. Esmer is the person you grew up with, your sister, the person who shaped who you are. With the most beautiful smile, and beautiful soul, you cant help but feel safe and honored knowing you are her best friend. An Esmer is the person you are always competitive with, jealous of, and happy for all at the same time. She succeeds in every area of her life and everyone looks up to her. When she walks by, all of the boys stare, not just because of her beauty, but because of her brains, and kindness. An Esmer is the person that appeared in your past, and made your future possible. If you have an Esmer in your life, hold on to her as tight as you can, and never let go.

Everybody needs Esmer on their life

Esmer by Somebody's November 20, 2021

Emeril Lagasse 

When you kick sex up a notch by strapping a dog’s shock collar to your junk and yelling “bam!” every time you hit the zapper.

I burned my scrotum with a faulty shock collar why trying to perform an Emeril Lagasse.

Emeril Lagasse by Fisty McStoolfingers March 25, 2019

emerald splash 

can't be deflected

Kakyoin: NO ONE CAN DEFLECT THE EMERALD SPLASH!
Jotaro: *deflects emerald splash*
Kakyoin: NANI?

emerald splash by name that won't offend anyone August 11, 2019

emergency induction port 

A straw

Shepard: how are you getting drunk?

Tali: Very carefully. Turian brandy, triple filtered, then introduced into the suit through an emergency induction port.

Shepard: that's a straw Tali

Tali: emergency induction port

emergency induction port by cbonsa January 25, 2014

Emergency Food 

Paimon

"Paimon is emergency food."

Emergency Food by S.I.S October 10, 2020

esmeralda

Esmeralda has she special in many ways, to her beautiful looks or her goofiness that brings laughter to others. But when you look into her eyes it’s like no other, as she has the most beautiful eyes you’ll ever see an how she makes others feel special with there every need. Esmeralda puts an smile on people’s face with out even knowing it, as her happiness an beauty ain’t like no other, as su belleza me vuelve loca. Shes an beast on field an off the field, she plays like the best because she is the best, best at soccer best rowing, an best at knowing that she has an place in this world. she thinks positive in the day an in the night an spreads it to others with in her sight. she’s the one, the one to careful as she’s your special one that you gotta fight for. Esmeralda as an heart like no other, an one day be an amazing mother. Keep your esmeralda nice an tight don’t let her go as she is definitely worth the fight.

esmee your beautiful an worth it all, thank you for your happiness to yourself an others, read this when times are down as you shall know your worth is priceless an shall not be let down:)

- your stalker :)

“dam guys esmeralda is hot af”

esmeralda by THE TRUE ONE 123 December 9, 2021