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nah, this guy is chill, he's my eskibro
eskibro by afrodyke November 15, 2010

Eskiblow Brothers

When two fine gentlemen enter a brotherhood based on the knowledge that they have penetrated the oral cavity of the same female/male/shemale.
"dude, I got a blowie from lulabell last night, it was glorious."
"dude, I've gotten one from her too!"
"we're eskiblow brothers!"
Eskiblow Brothers by GandolfTheGay January 12, 2013
An Aslakan' Nigger : Snow Nigger : Nigger who lives in a Igloo : North pole Nigger : Tundra Monkey
"Krickey, we've spotted the rare northern american Eskimook"
Eskimook by Szermie November 23, 2014

Eskibro Kiss 

When two Eskimo Brothers are comfortable enough with their bond, to rub the tips of their penis' back and forth horizontally, Similar to an Eskimo kiss.
Eskimo Brother 1: Yo man, I had a great time with Tiffany, thanks for introducing us!
Eskibro 2: Of course man, we're FAMILY. I love you bro. Gimme an Eskibro kiss.
Eskibro Kiss by Badassninjadude October 14, 2023

Eskibros 

Eskimo Brothers on accident but good friends before anything so its particularly funny for both.
Eskibro 1 .. That girl last Friday night though...
Eskibro 2 .. Who? That one that said hey to me?

Eskibro 1 .. yea. Bro. She a freak!
Eskibro 2 .. I just left her place!!

Eskibro 1 .. HAAA BROOOO
Eskibro 2 .. dang Bro....

Eskibro 1 .. .....
Eskibro 2 .. (high 5) let's grab a beer

And forevermore they were proudly Eskibros...
Eskibros by RMichaelCha14224 May 22, 2019
An eskimo that refuses to be an inuit because he is just that cool. It can often be seen in it's natural habitat -the tundra- where it kicks seals in the face.
Onlooker- "Holy snap an eskimoot!"

eskimoot- *kicks seal in the face*
eskimoot by Bitch Commander October 5, 2005
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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