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ben ervine 

usually hypocritical. smothered in pizza. has a crispy dick. loves dogs. has no friends. always cheats. also two faced, and they are both ugly.
ben ervine by nobodyishere. November 23, 2011

kenzie ervine 

a girl with a 400000 foot cock that is as wide as a cucumber
“damn that’s kenzie ervine. How does she hide that dick so well
kenzie ervine by bigpeepeesucker September 20, 2020

erminsexual 

a person who is only gay to his best friend Ermin.
I'm not gay, I'm erminsexual
erminsexual by hfiakdjakdkskakdjw December 10, 2021
A cool guy. A very cool guy. The coolest guy. He’s most likely a dad, but he’s still a real cool guy. Don’t beep with him, or you’ll get swerved.

Sometimes he’s just too cool for school, so he skips it. If you’re lookin’ for a man, he is the way to go.
Have you met ervins? He’s a dad in more ways than one
ervins by CoolErvDadBod July 23, 2019
A kind, intelligent person who likes gaming, learning, and is really good at staying up late. A good friend who's fun to be around. He has a stash of candy that he owes.
"ervine is still gaming?? its 2am."
Ervine by momyourreceit March 12, 2021

kenzie ervine 

A girl with a 495738474 foot cock that she can barely hid in her pants
“damn her name must be kenzie ervine
kenzie ervine by bigpeepeesucker September 20, 2020
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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