ermai
ermai by wizard of ass April 20, 2021
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email tennis
"I'm getting hacked off with this email tennis ...where's it getting us ?"
"Let's end the email tennis. What do you REALLY want?"
"Let's end the email tennis. What do you REALLY want?"
email tennis by Marshallasthefish December 11, 2007
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per my previous email
Client: Can you meet tomorrow at 10 to discuss the project.
Me: Per my previous email, I am not available tomorrow.
Me: Per my previous email, I am not available tomorrow.
per my previous email by KBomb February 14, 2018
eemail
1: "Yo you still using Gmail? Don't you know they read your emails?"
2: "Why, what do you use?"
1: "Protonmail, of course. It's an eemail service."
2: "Alright, eemail me instead of email me then."
lmao
2: "Why, what do you use?"
1: "Protonmail, of course. It's an eemail service."
2: "Alright, eemail me instead of email me then."
lmao
eemail by onewhoisacog July 19, 2017
female email
A Female E-mail is when somebody sends you a single text that is so long it turns into multiple text messages.
"Dude what the Fuck did you have to female email me like that for? It made no sense. Just call me next time it will take both of us less time to figure out what you are trying to tell me," you say.
"Whats a female email?" he asks.
"It is when you send me a message over 150 characters that is a bitch to read, like you just did. It was five messages scattered in a fucked up order! It took me five minutes to figure out what u were saying." you say.
"Whats a female email?" he asks.
"It is when you send me a message over 150 characters that is a bitch to read, like you just did. It was five messages scattered in a fucked up order! It took me five minutes to figure out what u were saying." you say.
female email by wiscoflorida January 15, 2014
Ermin
Definition of Ermin
A handsome, tall, blacked haired, sweet, caring, gentlemen. He’s a great person once you get to know him. A boy that can change a girl's heart from cold and broken, to full of love and happiness. He is gentle, kind, hardworking, and respectful. He is the kind of guy you would want to spend your whole life with. He will understand you when your feeling down and will try to make you feel better. He’s also a very good listener. He will listen to you as long as your not yelling or being annoying. He will seem non-emotional at first. Maybe a little dead inside (LmaO) Very trustworthy. He’s funny, and will make you smile constantly. He's very quiet and likes to keep to himself around people he doesn't know very well but can be very funny and caring towards his friends or people he's interested in.Ermin’s tend to have very strange interests,but aren't afraid to admit that they can be a bit weird. An extremely intelligent guy (at mAth tbH) Closest thing to perfect a guy can be. He’s a good gamer and will talk about it for awhile if your in a call with him. Mostly when he IS playing a game.He’s also amazing at drawing. ;0✨
A handsome, tall, blacked haired, sweet, caring, gentlemen. He’s a great person once you get to know him. A boy that can change a girl's heart from cold and broken, to full of love and happiness. He is gentle, kind, hardworking, and respectful. He is the kind of guy you would want to spend your whole life with. He will understand you when your feeling down and will try to make you feel better. He’s also a very good listener. He will listen to you as long as your not yelling or being annoying. He will seem non-emotional at first. Maybe a little dead inside (LmaO) Very trustworthy. He’s funny, and will make you smile constantly. He's very quiet and likes to keep to himself around people he doesn't know very well but can be very funny and caring towards his friends or people he's interested in.Ermin’s tend to have very strange interests,but aren't afraid to admit that they can be a bit weird. An extremely intelligent guy (at mAth tbH) Closest thing to perfect a guy can be. He’s a good gamer and will talk about it for awhile if your in a call with him. Mostly when he IS playing a game.He’s also amazing at drawing. ;0✨
Ermin by DOggiE mOmmIe June 21, 2018
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