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Existology

The study of why the hell anything exists, especially from a human point of view, not just textbook philosophy: consciousness, life, death, purpose, meaning, gods, chance, and the uncomfortable fact that we are here asking questions we may never fully answer yet we still ask.
Example 1. After too many late nights thinking about all the things; God, death, love, and why anything matters, he stopped calling it overthinking and started calling it existology.

Example 2. His existology is simple enough to say and hard enough to live with: nobody handed us meaning, so we have to decide what truly matters.
Existology by MetalAnon June 18, 2026
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exigology 

(n.) A statement whose converse is its own explanation.
A: Girls aren't interested in me, so I don't see why I should care about hygiene.
B: That's an exigology.
exigology by Darin_ December 16, 2011
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eristology 

She has a smattering of eristology.
eristology by uttam maharjan November 2, 2010

exigology 

Exigology is neither a word nor slang. It was made up in the Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal webcomic of Dec. 14, 2011.
There are no examples, since exigology is not a word.
exigology by shagbark December 27, 2011

exitology 

the study of how white blood cells travel through the body
kristina got a degree in exitology.
exitology by Mark20000d January 10, 2008

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026