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Existology

The study of why the hell anything exists, especially from a human point of view, not just textbook philosophy: consciousness, life, death, purpose, meaning, gods, chance, and the uncomfortable fact that we are here asking questions we may never fully answer yet we still ask.
Example 1. After too many late nights thinking about all the things; God, death, love, and why anything matters, he stopped calling it overthinking and started calling it existology.

Example 2. His existology is simple enough to say and hard enough to live with: nobody handed us meaning, so we have to decide what truly matters.
Existology by MetalAnon June 18, 2026
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exigology 

(n.) A statement whose converse is its own explanation.
A: Girls aren't interested in me, so I don't see why I should care about hygiene.
B: That's an exigology.
exigology by Darin_ December 16, 2011
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Exigology is neither a word nor slang. It was made up in the Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal webcomic of Dec. 14, 2011.
There are no examples, since exigology is not a word.
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the study of how white blood cells travel through the body
kristina got a degree in exitology.
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