erhar 

A short leprechaun that has the largest balls like a lion

Damn bro,your such an erhar

erhar by Mr weenee July 12, 2021

Ethar 

An Arabic girls name. Pronounced Ee-th-are. Meaning Selfless. Girls with the name Ethar are often beautiful and kind, yet independent. They are often indecisive and underestimate their true abilities. They often have a hard time opening up to others, unless they fully trust them. They are also very intelligent and are often a social butterfly.

Her name is Ethar.

Ethar by wasntveryca$hmoneyofu November 26, 2018

Eharmony Age 

The age in which you give up all hope and sign up for Eharmony.

If I hit 30 and I'm still single, I'm turning to Eharmony...30 is my Eharmony age.

Eharmony Age by KeMa87 December 23, 2011

Eharmonut 

An eharmonut is Someone on eharmony who is broke, has a crazy ex, annoying kids and a shitty job who is looking for a sucker to drive crazy, support them and continue their life of craziness. Often appears much fatter and uglier in person than on their profile.

How was your eharmony date with Karen? Not good. She was really fat and annoying and we spent the whole date talking about her ex, her kids special needs, her unemployment claim and her bankruptcy case. She’s an eharmonut.

Eharmonut by Mrshinnypants June 21, 2020

eharmony 

A website setup to match people with their "life long soul-mate". eHarmony was set up by evangelical Christian Dr. Neil Clark Warren. Participants are matched with other eHarmony users based on the answers they provide to various personality questions. eHarmony will match you up with other users for free, but to communicate with who you are matched up with you must pay a monthly fee.

Despite the fact that eHarmony is the biggest online dating service available, it is not uncommon not to be matched up with anyone. Many people get the following message:

"eHarmony is based upon a complex matching system developed through extensive research with married couples. One of the requirements for successful matching is that participants to fall within certain defined profiles. If we find that we will not be able to match a user using these profiles, we feel it is only fair to inform them early in the process.

We are so convinced of the importance of creating compatible matches to help people establish happy, lasting relationships that we sometimes choose not to provide service rather than risk an uncertain match.

Unfortunately, we are not able to make our profiles work for you. Our matching model could not accurately predict with whom you would be best matched. This occurs for about 20% of potential users, so 1 in 5 people simply will not benefit from our service. We hope that you understand, and we regret our inability to provide service for you at this time.

You can still receive your free Personality Profile by clicking here."

Rumor has it that you are MUCH less likely to be matched up with someone if you pick something other than 'Christian' as your relgion. eHarmony does not provide matches for gays.

Happy user: "I found this babe on eHarmony, we've been talking on the phone for months and I think we're going to get married."

Sad user: "Fuck eHarmony. I spent two hours creating my profile and it didn't match me up with anyone. It's a fucking religiously intolerant right wing piece of shit."

eharmony by Gibberling February 15, 2006

eharminac

Someone that spends thier free time on the work computer scouting prospects for love on-line and reaptedly fails .
Often has a gold member ship and posts old photos because of lack of confidence.

Dude, tell that eharminac he might have a better shot buying a date on craig's list!

eharminac by THECHAMPIONGUY February 1, 2008

erard 

Mr. Steal ur girl, yeah his cute af ma boy erard

That dude is an erard

erard by Mr.Cockman June 12, 2020