eharminac

Someone that spends thier free time on the work computer scouting prospects for love on-line and reaptedly fails .
Often has a gold member ship and posts old photos because of lack of confidence.

Dude, tell that eharminac he might have a better shot buying a date on craig's list!

eharminac by THECHAMPIONGUY February 1, 2008

Earinachiobia

When Everything goes in one ear and comes out the other

“I suffer earinachiobia”

Earinachiobia by Unknown3838373737 January 17, 2019

eharminate 

Verb. To go one or two dates with someone you meet via an online dating service (eharmony), sleep with them and then never go out with them again.

"Dude, I totally got eharminated! I slept with him on the second date and never heard from him again"

eharminate by Hellur2u October 26, 2011