To name drop semi-famous people that are considering getting a stalkingorder against you.
Hey, man, someone in the booking office for a smalllocal venue gave me the phone number of (insert artist's name here) agent in part because I misrepresented myself and in part in order to get me to stop calling the venue and then after I left him several voicemails the agent advised me that they would consider having (insert artist's name here)play at a venue near me, if only I would stop calling his number because he doesn't want to have to change his number nor get a restraining order. Aren't I something?!
A beautiful girl. She cannot see her beauty and is so insecure. She may not believe it but so many find her just wonderful and beautiful. She is a hard one to get. So goofy and funny, will come up with the weirdest things. If she had more confidence, she would shine even more. She is a popular girl, but knows her true friends. A guy that is with her will never stop smiling.
Guy : Wow who is that? Shes..
Guy2: Stunning? Yeah. Thats Ereka
The quintessential form of a slob. This person acts as if he is superior to every living human being on the planet, just because they are from the first world country of macedonia (dump-a-donia). Attracted to goats, this person strives to date the most atrocious human beings, more so those who have the most similarities to a goat. This person also thinks he is supreme among all because they attend the shittiest college in America (NJIT) and still uses high school football as a way to promote his athletic ability, even though is is extremely poor.
Dude, quit being like an erekovcanski, and just admit you're not athletic one bit.
Wow, man I can't believe you reverted to beastiality last night. you're officially an erekovcanski.
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.