Erek

A mysterious guy whose super confident and good looking. He's a dog whisperer and mom's love him. Bonus: he likes to go down

Girl 1: how was your date last night?
Girl 2: it was great! He went down on me! He's a total Erek!

by Deweycox65478 January 11, 2017

erek

to incorporate song lyrics into one's conversation in a gratuitous and inane manner, even to the point of blasphemy.

The new album comes out tomorrow and I just hope Bonzo doesn't erek the hell out of it.

by Y.E. Kay May 12, 2007

erek

To name drop semi-famous people that are considering getting a stalking order against you.

Hey, man, someone in the booking office for a small local venue gave me the phone number of (insert artist's name here) agent in part because I misrepresented myself and in part in order to get me to stop calling the venue and then after I left him several voicemails the agent advised me that they would consider having (insert artist's name here)play at a venue near me, if only I would stop calling his number because he doesn't want to have to change his number nor get a restraining order. Aren't I something?!

Dude, yeah, you're an erek!

by fga April 1, 2008

Ereka

A beautiful girl. She cannot see her beauty and is so insecure. She may not believe it but so many find her just wonderful and beautiful. She is a hard one to get. So goofy and funny, will come up with the weirdest things. If she had more confidence, she would shine even more. She is a popular girl, but knows her true friends. A guy that is with her will never stop smiling.

Guy : Wow who is that? Shes..
Guy2: Stunning? Yeah. Thats Ereka

by crench67 May 29, 2014

erekovcanski

The quintessential form of a slob. This person acts as if he is superior to every living human being on the planet, just because they are from the first world country of macedonia (dump-a-donia). Attracted to goats, this person strives to date the most atrocious human beings, more so those who have the most similarities to a goat. This person also thinks he is supreme among all because they attend the shittiest college in America (NJIT) and still uses high school football as a way to promote his athletic ability, even though is is extremely poor.

Dude, quit being like an erekovcanski, and just admit you're not athletic one bit.

Wow, man I can't believe you reverted to beastiality last night. you're officially an erekovcanski.

by Stykiel October 16, 2012

Erekson

The surname of a descendant of Spiderman. If this is your last name you can jump as high as a black guy.

Wow, look at those calfs, he must be an Erekson kid.

by Baldbabby . TTV May 20, 2019

Erektus

Erektus are large, spatially dispersed penile warts.

After years of grudge-fucking and marijuana-induced debauchery, Phred caught erektus, and his phallus was never the same.

by Jacques Asse June 2, 2009