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erectnaphobia 

The major fear of an erection
My girlfriend suffers from erectnaphobia except when she's not with me.
erectnaphobia by noone and everyone November 20, 2011
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erectnophobia 

n. the fear of getting a boner at the wrong time.
I was my in-laws, my hot sister-in-law came in and i got some serious erectnophobia.

Erectophobia 

To be very scared of somebody erecting.
Stop it! I have an erectophobia!
Erectophobia by iChantz January 11, 2009

Erectophobia 

The fear of having a noticeable erection in public.
I have erectophobia everytime I go out with my girlfriend.
Erectophobia by Ultimatefuckboi February 22, 2015

Erectaphobia 

In public i have erectaphobia, because my cock is so huge.

errectnaphobia 

Those who suffer from this medical condition called errectnaphobia find themselves facing an immense fear of an errect penis, a fear so great that it can cause the person to go into a fit of seuizures during which the penis will sporadically ejactulate semen everywhere!
Can also be combined with errectisallthetimeis which is a disease in which the penis is always errect.
"omg theres shit everywhere, mums not gonna be happy!"
"You did not just do that girlfriend"
"omg you've got errectnaphobia and errectisallthetimeis, i feel sorry for you"
errectnaphobia by snowwy April 8, 2006

erecnaphobia

Erecnaphobia a condition in men is described as the fear of becoming erect in an inappropriate setting, such as a church or Drs visit
My erecnaphobia's getting the best of me today. I have a Drs.appointment today and I'm worried I cant contain complete flaccidity.
erecnaphobia by Bro59 November 25, 2014
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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