errectnaphobia

Those who suffer from this medical condition called errectnaphobia find themselves facing an immense fear of an errect penis, a fear so great that it can cause the person to go into a fit of seuizures during which the penis will sporadically ejactulate semen everywhere!
Can also be combined with errectisallthetimeis which is a disease in which the penis is always errect.

"omg theres shit everywhere, mums not gonna be happy!"
"You did not just do that girlfriend"
"omg you've got errectnaphobia and errectisallthetimeis, i feel sorry for you"

by snowwy April 8, 2006

erectnophobia

n. the fear of getting a boner at the wrong time.

I was my in-laws, my hot sister-in-law came in and i got some serious erectnophobia.

by chocolate Cake that one time October 19, 2010

Erectaphobia

The Fear Of Getting an erection

In public i have erectaphobia, because my cock is so huge.

by Matt "Kratos" Hoffman October 14, 2006

erecnaphobia

Erecnaphobia a condition in men is described as the fear of becoming erect in an inappropriate setting, such as a church or Drs visit

My erecnaphobia's getting the best of me today. I have a Drs.appointment today and I'm worried I cant contain complete flaccidity.

by Bro59 November 25, 2014

erectnaphobia

The major fear of an erection

My girlfriend suffers from erectnaphobia except when she's not with me.

by noone and everyone November 20, 2011

erectnophobia

Erectnophobia is the fear of an erect penis or other phallic items.

(Comes from the two words of erect and phobia)

John: I swear she must have erectnophobia or something.
Bob: Why?

John: She keeps gagging every time I get a hard-on

by Astrozombiecat April 10, 2020