ercetile disfunction

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what happens when a guys gets a pice of cotton stuck into the tip of his penis

Bradley suffered from erectile disfuntion for several weeks because he thought it would be fun to stick a Q tip in the tip.

ercetile disfunction by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

Words you can keep

Erectile Disfunction

Men who cant stand up for their women if you know what I mean.

Wanna have sex? Nope got Erectile disfunction and cant have sex.

Erectile Disfunction by Penis-Meister121 April 27, 2007

Erectile Disfunction

the inabilaty to sport wood

old poeple have erectile disfunction

Erectile Disfunction by Big_T October 15, 2003

erectile disfunction

Chronic Wangular Softitude
Old Man's Penis

Bob Dole suffers from Old Man Penis, and as a result uses Viagra

erectile disfunction by NinjaPirate April 22, 2003

erectile disfunction

A condition causing the penis to be un-capable of becoming erect.

Limp dick, floppy wood, Amber.

erectile disfunction by Shaun Coffin (ducky) April 21, 2003

Erectile Disfunction

the worst thing known to man!

dude i fucking hate erectile dysfunction

Erectile Disfunction by dirty old man April 26, 2005

Erectile disfunction

When your dick can't get hard no more

My dick can't get hard man. I must have erectile disfunction

Erectile disfunction by Nice cock234 July 4, 2020

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026