Spanish slang. It literally mean "X" (as in the letter) but is used to describe something that is bland, uninteresting, dull.
by lnglng October 9, 2010
by heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy18 May 12, 2016
is a GUY that loves to have fun and is very FUNNY
has a large penis n loves too make out and all them good stuff he is a super good kisser loves to make out too:
has a large penis n loves too make out and all them good stuff he is a super good kisser loves to make out too:
damnn equi qive it to me
by trickn if you qot iit August 17, 2009
Spanish for 3 X's, also written XXX, as in the rating on pornographic movies. Derived from the Beer Dos Equis. Can be used to keep the topic of your conversation about porn a secret.
"Is there any Tres Equis on this computer?"
"Have you heard of Audrey Bitoni? She works for Tres Equis."
"Have you heard of Audrey Bitoni? She works for Tres Equis."
by Al Shermanston August 19, 2009
A girl under the age of 21 in the club. Usually given the mark of an "X" on both hands in permanent marker to signify they are not old enough to drink.
"Bro the last girl you dated was old enough to be your mom, so tonight we're gonna go out drink some beers, and get you a dos equis."
"I dont always date young girls, but when i do, i prefer dos equis"
"I dont always date young girls, but when i do, i prefer dos equis"
by Jay Edward October 8, 2011
"Dude I don't know what to do, my girlfriend wants me to go to salsa classes, a flower arranging workshop or a origami exhibition".
"Hmmm that's a tough one, there all equi-shit, just grow some balls and give her an angry dragon".
"Hmmm that's a tough one, there all equi-shit, just grow some balls and give her an angry dragon".
by Greenery September 22, 2008
A dos equis is said to occur when two incredibly attractive women, either together or coincidentally, stand within three feet of each other, rendering any straight male within one hundred feet speechless.
XX, where each roman numeral ten represents a dime or perfect ten on the bitty scale.
Also, Dos Equis is a brand of Mexican lager.
XX, where each roman numeral ten represents a dime or perfect ten on the bitty scale.
Also, Dos Equis is a brand of Mexican lager.
Don't look now, Geoffrey Starkleton, but there's a dos equis right behind you!
Bernerd, you should've seen the dos equis I bedded last night, what a damn casanova I was.
Hey, Dandelion Bastardnut and Jennifilia Fluffertits, you two are a regular dos equis over there.
My dreamjob last night involved not one, but two dimes—that's a dos equis if I've ever seen one.
The last time I saw a dos equis, I exploded eight ways to Sunday, Breren Jarlz.
Bernerd, you should've seen the dos equis I bedded last night, what a damn casanova I was.
Hey, Dandelion Bastardnut and Jennifilia Fluffertits, you two are a regular dos equis over there.
My dreamjob last night involved not one, but two dimes—that's a dos equis if I've ever seen one.
The last time I saw a dos equis, I exploded eight ways to Sunday, Breren Jarlz.
by DPaptG February 7, 2010