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Equiphile 

A zoosexual/zoophile/bestialist thats sole sexual outlet and attraction is directed toward equine (ie: donky, horse, zebra)

The term 'Exsclusive' can also be added to the description. Meaning that the animal in question is their sole sexual outlet, with no human sexual interaction whatsoever.

Morals are often brought into the argument when comparing these terms and their definitions, but the fact remains that there are people who have done it and people who will do it. A definition exists because the act exists, your choice wether or not you accept it.
"Good freind of mine is an exsclusive equiphile, lives on a ranch with hundreds of horses... Thats got to be one happy camper."
Equiphile by RuneBleuRoan April 24, 2007
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Equiphile 

Somebody who feels a deep emotional attraction to equines, and may prefer them to human companions/sexual partners. Feels compassion towards the animal, unlike Beastialists.
Person 1: "Dude, you're going back to the ranch already? You spend *all* your time there!?"
Equiphile: "What can say? I'm an equiphile"
Equiphile by THE NERDY MANIAC June 23, 2018

ephilophile 

An adult with a sexual desire for teens or pre-teens.
"He was arrested for sleeping with a 16-year-old."
"He is an ephilophile."
ephilophile by -A.D.- December 9, 2008

Equinophile 

A kind of zoophile who is sexually aroused, or just romantically attracted to horses. I am unironically an equinophile too.
—So, i have recently noticed that horses make me feel wird things... That i dont feel to anything else. I shouldnt say this, but when im alone with them i sometimes get a boner looking at them.
—Youre sure an equinophile. There is no need do deny it, i have this problem too, but i habe learnt to receive joy from horses.
Equinophile by gaygelding March 15, 2021

Equuleophile 

A person who is sexually attracted to young ponies and equids, such as fillies and colts. A term used to describe people in the My Little Pony fandom who like foalcon. Different from pedophile which is typically considered the sexual attraction to human children.
Oh my god, look at what that guy is clopping to, he’s an Equuleophile!
Equuleophile by Jelacotiamp July 1, 2022
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