Equinophile

A kind of zoophile who is sexually aroused, or just romantically attracted to horses. I am unironically an equinophile too.

—So, i have recently noticed that horses make me feel wird things... That i dont feel to anything else. I shouldnt say this, but when im alone with them i sometimes get a boner looking at them.
—Youre sure an equinophile. There is no need do deny it, i have this problem too, but i habe learnt to receive joy from horses.

Equinophile by gaygelding March 15, 2021

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Equiphile

A zoosexual/zoophile/bestialist thats sole sexual outlet and attraction is directed toward equine (ie: donky, horse, zebra)

The term 'Exsclusive' can also be added to the description. Meaning that the animal in question is their sole sexual outlet, with no human sexual interaction whatsoever.

Morals are often brought into the argument when comparing these terms and their definitions, but the fact remains that there are people who have done it and people who will do it. A definition exists because the act exists, your choice wether or not you accept it.

"Good freind of mine is an exsclusive equiphile, lives on a ranch with hundreds of horses... Thats got to be one happy camper."

Equiphile by RuneBleuRoan April 24, 2007

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Equinophile • equilophile • Equiphile

equilophile

An individual between the ages of 16-18 who is sexually attracted to younger children.

Equiliez is an equilophile! Get him away from my children.

equilophile by Merriam Webster Publisher v2 January 19, 2022

Equiphile

Somebody who feels a deep emotional attraction to equines, and may prefer them to human companions/sexual partners. Feels compassion towards the animal, unlike Beastialists.

Person 1: "Dude, you're going back to the ranch already? You spend *all* your time there!?"
Equiphile: "What can say? I'm an equiphile"

Equiphile by THE NERDY MANIAC June 23, 2018

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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