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Equinophile 

A kind of zoophile who is sexually aroused, or just romantically attracted to horses. I am unironically an equinophile too.
—So, i have recently noticed that horses make me feel wird things... That i dont feel to anything else. I shouldnt say this, but when im alone with them i sometimes get a boner looking at them.
—Youre sure an equinophile. There is no need do deny it, i have this problem too, but i habe learnt to receive joy from horses.
Equinophile by gaygelding March 15, 2021
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Equiphile 

A zoosexual/zoophile/bestialist thats sole sexual outlet and attraction is directed toward equine (ie: donky, horse, zebra)

The term 'Exsclusive' can also be added to the description. Meaning that the animal in question is their sole sexual outlet, with no human sexual interaction whatsoever.

Morals are often brought into the argument when comparing these terms and their definitions, but the fact remains that there are people who have done it and people who will do it. A definition exists because the act exists, your choice wether or not you accept it.
"Good freind of mine is an exsclusive equiphile, lives on a ranch with hundreds of horses... Thats got to be one happy camper."
Equiphile by RuneBleuRoan April 24, 2007
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equilophile 

An individual between the ages of 16-18 who is sexually attracted to younger children.
Equiliez is an equilophile! Get him away from my children.

Equiphile 

Somebody who feels a deep emotional attraction to equines, and may prefer them to human companions/sexual partners. Feels compassion towards the animal, unlike Beastialists.
Person 1: "Dude, you're going back to the ranch already? You spend *all* your time there!?"
Equiphile: "What can say? I'm an equiphile"
Equiphile by THE NERDY MANIAC June 23, 2018

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026