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Equiphile 

A zoosexual/zoophile/bestialist thats sole sexual outlet and attraction is directed toward equine (ie: donky, horse, zebra)

The term 'Exsclusive' can also be added to the description. Meaning that the animal in question is their sole sexual outlet, with no human sexual interaction whatsoever.

Morals are often brought into the argument when comparing these terms and their definitions, but the fact remains that there are people who have done it and people who will do it. A definition exists because the act exists, your choice wether or not you accept it.
"Good freind of mine is an exsclusive equiphile, lives on a ranch with hundreds of horses... Thats got to be one happy camper."
Equiphile by RuneBleuRoan April 24, 2007
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Equiphile 

Somebody who feels a deep emotional attraction to equines, and may prefer them to human companions/sexual partners. Feels compassion towards the animal, unlike Beastialists.
Person 1: "Dude, you're going back to the ranch already? You spend *all* your time there!?"
Equiphile: "What can say? I'm an equiphile"
Equiphile by THE NERDY MANIAC June 23, 2018

emuphile 

A word used by ifunny mods to censor the word pedophile
"Hey did you know the ifunny mod Tasandra is a emuphile"
emuphile by Mvb/if March 30, 2021

emuphiles 

The word funny came up with so you can't say "pedophile"
Noon a whole bunch of emuphiles
emuphiles by Itsyaboileroy December 24, 2020

equipoise 

equilibrium and poise. The sublime balance of emotion.
"Clara has great equipoise."
equipoise by Athenais August 31, 2008

equiphilia

equiphilia n (Greek aequi, equal + philia, love) - equal love to many persons or things.
It is difficult for Mary to make up her mind. Not that she is indifferent to her admirers but she is now at the point of equiphilia.

Sometimes equiphilia is dangerously close to indifference. Equal love to many means no love at all.
equiphilia by Mikhail Epstein November 6, 2003

Equipoise 

If you're keeping an object floating in the air, you are performing the act of equipoise.
Equipoise by Isaac20 January 23, 2007
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