Definitions by gaygelding
Zenis
(a comment on a social media post of a zebra masturbating and cumming): — haha, remember the zenis quote by person x?
By author of the definition: i forgot the name mentioned in that comment.
By author of the definition: i forgot the name mentioned in that comment.
Zenis by gaygelding April 21, 2021
Rettie
Rettie by gaygelding March 25, 2021
Equinophile
A kind of zoophile who is sexually aroused, or just romantically attracted to horses. I am unironically an equinophile too.
—So, i have recently noticed that horses make me feel wird things... That i dont feel to anything else. I shouldnt say this, but when im alone with them i sometimes get a boner looking at them.
—Youre sure an equinophile. There is no need do deny it, i have this problem too, but i habe learnt to receive joy from horses.
—Youre sure an equinophile. There is no need do deny it, i have this problem too, but i habe learnt to receive joy from horses.
Equinophile by gaygelding March 15, 2021
Wetter than an otter's pocket
Your mare when she sees me. I am the ultimate horse chad and no mare can hold the fountain of lube when it sees me and realizes she is about to have a VERY good time with me. Her pussy is soaked and her clitoris jumps, as if she is in heat.
Your mare: *sees me*
Me: ah yep, she is unimaginably horny already, just as i expected, even wetter than an otter's pocket.
Me: ah yep, she is unimaginably horny already, just as i expected, even wetter than an otter's pocket.
Wetter than an otter's pocket by gaygelding March 11, 2021
Trump
Literally hitler. He is so racist and white supremacist. R/awfuleverything. Trump bad = 24 k epic reddit upvotes and wholesome gold 100 award. OMG, AMIRITE REDDITORS? *soy face*
Trump by gaygelding March 4, 2021
Watermelon sugar
I am not sure i know, but if its trending for 4 years, it sure is epic as fuck. Or just a sign of a circlejerk.
Watermelon sugar by gaygelding March 4, 2021