eptic gamer

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A legendary buffoon of the gaming realm, with an uncanny ability to consistently steer into chaos and absurdity, while miraculously blaming every other player within a 50-mile radius. This rare specimen possesses the unique skill of transforming their own relentless incompetence into the fuel for epic tirades aimed at their fellow gamers.

Dude, did you see that guy yelling at his teammates for his own fifteenth death? Classic Eptic Gamer move! Now if only he could master turning left instead of right into that bottomless pit... Maybe then he could unlock the magical power of winning a single game without having a meltdown.

eptic gamer by HappyCleaner82 June 26, 2023

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Epic Gamer Moment

When you game so hard you """accidentally""" say the n word

That person is currently banned from competing in events due to an Epic Gamer Moment

Epic Gamer Moment by JustOneGuy12345 October 10, 2019

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epic gamer

To Have Played Lego Star Wars Or Lego Indiana Jones At least Once.

Omg That Guy Is Such An Epic Gamer, Hes So Hot. He Doesn't Have A Job And Plays Lego Star Wars All Day.
I WANT THAT EPIC GAMER

epic gamer by Kind Plays February 17, 2020

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Epic Gamer Moment

An exciting moment when two hardcore gamers come together and agree on something absolutely epic. This occurrence is a rare beautiful sighting. This moment has an overload of epic ness and can be seen with two gamers having a conversation.

Gamer 1: liberals suck right?
Gamer 2: ya they suck
Both gamers: *Epic Gamer Moment*

Epic Gamer Moment by Tittykiller69 November 28, 2018

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epic gamer

this man gets all the puss because how epic he is while he plays games. Most epic gamers play play fortnite for pubg

I want John's dick so bad, he is such an epic gamer

epic gamer by Epicgamer69 June 7, 2018

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epic gamer

a gamer who is overloaded with epicness, he gets all the pusspuss and can solve every problem presently faced by humanity in a single fortnite game.

"yo dude, did you hear how johann just stopped world hunger in 5 minutes?"
"woah dude, he's such an epic gamer"

epic gamer by russianhackerman1991 January 17, 2019

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Epic Gamer Moment

A period of time or event that is deemed “Epic” by gamers. One of the best things you can get called by a Gamer is Epic.

Dave: Woah Man
Kevin: What
Dave: I just 360 no scoped someone on COD
Kevin: Bruh that really is an Epic Gamer Moment
Kevin(In game): BrUh cAn wE kIcK DaVe hE iS hAcKiNg
Game: DaveBoi69 has been kicked for hacking

Epic Gamer Moment by Fedora Stoat July 19, 2019

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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