1.When someone completely fails at life.
2.Completely failed attempt to do something that would be considered rather simple.
Any one of these will make you an Epic Failure.
1.Accepting the existance of World or Warcraft.
2.The thought of playing World of Warcraft.
3.Actualy playing World of Warcraft.
4.Failure to commit suicide.
5.Failed second attempt to commit suicide using same method.
note: I actualy know someone that did #5