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enslavement 

utilizing, not actually enslaving people
The enslavement of the middle class
enslavement by anon1873 November 20, 2020

enslapment 

when you are coerced into slapping someone who insisted they like it only to be accused of having malicious intent
My girl begged me to slap her during sex and then told her dad and he's trying to kill me, another case of enslapment
enslapment by Unchangeable Bird March 1, 2023

Montenegrian labor enslavement

The state of absolute inertia and laziness someone is experiencing to the point it is believed that person enslaved their will to work deep inside themselves.
A: I can't get out of bed, I'm so tired...
B: Damn, this has to be some kind of Montenegrian labor enslavement, you lazy fuck.

Paying the people around me with money you made from my enslavement to help you keep me enslaved 

And I still don't give a single absolute fuck about historical slavery or child murder.
Hym "Paying the people around me with money you made from my enslavement to help you keep me enslaved now going to be the impetus for child murder. They should have told you to go fuck yourself so I'm going to go ahead and do it for them. Go fuck yourself!"

Enslutment 

Enslutment: adv: to way or subdue a female , or equivalent target , based on pampering and spoiling them rotten to gain nothing but meaningless sex and shameful consequences.
Bro. What did u get for ur broad this yr at xmas? I got her the best enslutment gift she’ll ever get. All kinds of head bro!!!!
Enslutment by Random submitter January 16, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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