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enslavement 

utilizing, not actually enslaving people
The enslavement of the middle class
enslavement by anon1873 November 20, 2020

enslapment 

when you are coerced into slapping someone who insisted they like it only to be accused of having malicious intent
My girl begged me to slap her during sex and then told her dad and he's trying to kill me, another case of enslapment
enslapment by Unchangeable Bird March 1, 2023

Montenegrian labor enslavement

The state of absolute inertia and laziness someone is experiencing to the point it is believed that person enslaved their will to work deep inside themselves.
A: I can't get out of bed, I'm so tired...
B: Damn, this has to be some kind of Montenegrian labor enslavement, you lazy fuck.

Paying the people around me with money you made from my enslavement to help you keep me enslaved 

And I still don't give a single absolute fuck about historical slavery or child murder.
Hym "Paying the people around me with money you made from my enslavement to help you keep me enslaved now going to be the impetus for child murder. They should have told you to go fuck yourself so I'm going to go ahead and do it for them. Go fuck yourself!"

Enslutment 

Enslutment: adv: to way or subdue a female , or equivalent target , based on pampering and spoiling them rotten to gain nothing but meaningless sex and shameful consequences.
Bro. What did u get for ur broad this yr at xmas? I got her the best enslutment gift she’ll ever get. All kinds of head bro!!!!
Enslutment by Random submitter January 16, 2020
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