enlistment cock 

Enlistment cock (n) is the penis of a man who currently is, or has been enlisted in the US military. Any officer is not included in this, as they are commissioned into the military and not enlisted.

(Person 1): Hey John, did you ever hang out with that hot Air Force Captain?
(Person 2): Yeah man, went round to her barracks and fucker her!
(Person 1): Nice man!
(Person 2): Yeah, she got that enlistment cock.

enlistment cock by Kim Jon Uno October 14, 2018

air force oath of enlistment

US AIR FORCE OATH OF ENLISTMENT


I, (State your name), swear to sign away 4 years of my life to the
UNITEDSTATES AIR FORCE because I know I couldn't hack it in the Army,
because the Marines frighten me and I am afraid of water over waist deep. I
swear to sit behind a desk. I also swear not to do any form of real
exercise, but promise to defend our bike-riding test as a valid form of
exercise. I promise to walk around calling everyone by their first name
because I find it amusing to annoy the other services. I will have a better
quality of life than those around me and will, at all times, be sure to make
them aware of that fact. After completion of "Basic Training" I will be a
lean, mean,donut-eating, lazy-boy sitting, civilian-wearing-blue-clothes,
Chair borne Ranger. I will believe I am superior to all others and will
make an effort to clean the knife before stabbing the next person in the
back. I will annoy those around me, and will go home early every day. So
Help Me God!________________________________________SignatureDate

air force oath of enlistment

air force oath of enlistment by Cpl. 100FIRES USMC OORAH March 9, 2009

enlightment 

Enlightenment, spiritual enlightening

The Bible contains truth truths that give enlightment.

That person should be categorised accordingly for the rest of earthly days fraction
you see overshadow enlightment.

enlightment by Hercolena Oliver January 25, 2009

mattress encostment 

Something you put on a mattress to encase it which is more expensive that it needs to be, often sold under false pretense as a prevention of a problem when a simpler more cost effective solution would have the same benefits.

Sorry I can't party in Vegas I got bitten on the mattress encostments and my card is maxed out

mattress encostment by BedBugBeware April 2, 2011

Enlitment 

The act of getting lit

I'm attending this party in search of much needed enlitment.

Enlitment by Negrodamus6 August 2, 2016

quest for enlightment 

zams journey in finding the hidden light to unlock his dormant powers. this quest is by far the most challenging quest ever. it is full of dangers and ambushes. if ever enterded in this quest you have to be always carful of being speared by lukarea.

while i was on my quest for enlightment luke speared me thru a mountain and destroyd my fully loaded ass!

quest for enlightment by i am zam May 9, 2003