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engltish denotes a person from the british isles, with one parent from england and one parent from scotland
the united states embassy in london
vias enquiries.

clerk: sir, you will need a visa to enter united states territory, engltish and british visas are valid for one year.
engltish by will6691 December 18, 2011
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When your English is lost
Broooooo you can’t english you must have englos
Englos by I have englos August 30, 2019
The word you use when you say boi in a classroom
Tony: I like hate Englosh class but love reading.

Half the class: Boi. Get on somewhere.
Englosh by Robluxkid May 16, 2018
A variant of the English language in which the end of many words are replaced with the suffix "onk". This language is known to be how some sorority girls talk when there are no guys around. There are also several words repeated by Englonk speakers that can take on many meanings. Some of these words are: scronch, cronk, bonk, and blarg.
In Englonk a girl named "Imaan" might be called "Imonk"

Some girl in AXO: " My professonk is failing me"
Sorority sister: "Wow that's blarg. Let's scronch him"
Englonk by vvonk March 26, 2020
Ang engot engot mo talaga...

(You're so stupid)
engot by terabry February 5, 2007

Englutch 

Englutch is the daft way Dutch people talk English. If there are words which appear in both languages, they just pronounce them in Dutch, even if the words have totally different meanings, like the word 'of'.

An 's' becomes 'sh',
'v' becomes an 'f',
'th' becomes 't', 'f' or 'd'.

And so on.
A Dutch interviewer once got laughed at by the Spice Girls when he was constantly mentioning their turd album (third album).
Englutch ish de deft way Dutch people tok English. If dere are words which appear in boaf lankwitshesh, dey shust pronounsh dem in Dutch, even if de wordsh hef totally different meaningsh, like the word 'of'.
Englutch by zundbarg November 7, 2008
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