Englutch 

Englutch is the daft way Dutch people talk English. If there are words which appear in both languages, they just pronounce them in Dutch, even if the words have totally different meanings, like the word 'of'.

An 's' becomes 'sh',
'v' becomes an 'f',
'th' becomes 't', 'f' or 'd'.

And so on.
A Dutch interviewer once got laughed at by the Spice Girls when he was constantly mentioning their turd album (third album).

Englutch ish de deft way Dutch people tok English. If dere are words which appear in boaf lankwitshesh, dey shust pronounsh dem in Dutch, even if de wordsh hef totally different meaningsh, like the word 'of'.

Englutch by zundbarg November 7, 2008

Englitch 

Englitch is a word to describe a phrase or sentence that in grammar, makes no sense, but for some reason, everyone who reads it knows what it's supposed to mean.

For example, a well known "Englitch" is this one between two people: First person: "I love you!" Second person: "Me too!"

Englitch by Jon Catterbury July 13, 2016