Englonk 

A variant of the English language in which the end of many words are replaced with the suffix "onk". This language is known to be how some sorority girls talk when there are no guys around. There are also several words repeated by Englonk speakers that can take on many meanings. Some of these words are: scronch, cronk, bonk, and blarg.

In Englonk a girl named "Imaan" might be called "Imonk"

Some girl in AXO: " My professonk is failing me"
Sorority sister: "Wow that's blarg. Let's scronch him"

Englonk by vvonk March 26, 2020

Englonius

Or Englor.

It is a version of english where you take, normally the first part of the word, and you add random suffixes.

If you get used to it, you can say a sentence where only you and your friends will understand.

Spearoy the englonius el "f"-jack.
(speakin englor is fun)

Whalor 6 o'clogru, el grundigginest sluzbucket in downtowru.
(whale behind us, shes the wrankest slurry ive seen all night)

p.s. you dont say it as it is spelt, say the word properly up untill the suffix comes along.
eg. in o'clogru, the clo sounds like clo would from clock or cloth, not clo from clog.

Englonius by Matt1989 May 24, 2007