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A variant of the English language in which the end of many words are replaced with the suffix "onk". This language is known to be how some sorority girls talk when there are no guys around. There are also several words repeated by Englonk speakers that can take on many meanings. Some of these words are: scronch, cronk, bonk, and blarg.
In Englonk a girl named "Imaan" might be called "Imonk"

Some girl in AXO: " My professonk is failing me"
Sorority sister: "Wow that's blarg. Let's scronch him"
by vvonk March 26, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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