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Englischeisse 

a word, a phrase or a sentence that is supposedly written in English, but is nothing but a huge mistake pretending to be an English word - common in crappy translations (from German - "scheisse" - "crap" or "shit") conducted by people who do not know English at all or know very little;
Mike: Oh my God, look at that toy police cruiser!
Jenna: What?
Mike: They wrote "Justness" instead of "Justice". That'a huge Englischeisse!
Englischeisse by KurtSteinerPL August 27, 2009

Englutch 

Englutch is the daft way Dutch people talk English. If there are words which appear in both languages, they just pronounce them in Dutch, even if the words have totally different meanings, like the word 'of'.

An 's' becomes 'sh',
'v' becomes an 'f',
'th' becomes 't', 'f' or 'd'.

And so on.
A Dutch interviewer once got laughed at by the Spice Girls when he was constantly mentioning their turd album (third album).
Englutch ish de deft way Dutch people tok English. If dere are words which appear in boaf lankwitshesh, dey shust pronounsh dem in Dutch, even if de wordsh hef totally different meaningsh, like the word 'of'.
Englutch by zundbarg November 7, 2008

englisch 

"Ich spritche Englisch."
(I speak english.)
englisch by BOT Steve May 16, 2016

ich spreche kein Englisch 

Example:

*In Germany*

person 1: How do I get to the bus station?

person 2: Ich spreche kein Englisch

person 1: uses Google Translate: "wie komme ich zur Bahnhof?"

person 2: jetzt müssen Sie gerade aus, und wenn Sie das Museum sehe, dann gehen Sie rechts und die Bahnhof ist auf der rechten Seite.
ich spreche kein Englisch by Duo23 October 2, 2021

Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch, ich spreche nicht gut Deutsch 

a german phrase meaning "please speak english, i dont speak german well"
german man: schicken Sie diesen Mann sofort ins Gefängnis
american tourist: Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch, ich spreche nicht gut Deutsch
german man: oh okay, send zis man to jail immediately
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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