Englitch is a word to describe a phrase or sentence that in grammar, makes no sense, but for some reason, everyone who reads it knows what it's supposed to mean.
For example, a well known "Englitch" is this one between two people: First person: "I love you!" Second person: "Me too!"
by Jon Catterbury July 13, 2016
Get the Englitch mug.a word, a phrase or a sentence that is supposedly written in English, but is nothing but a huge mistake pretending to be an English word - common in crappy translations (from German - "scheisse" - "crap" or "shit") conducted by people who do not know English at all or know very little;
Mike: Oh my God, look at that toy police cruiser!
Jenna: What?
Mike: They wrote "Justness" instead of "Justice". That'a huge Englischeisse!
Jenna: What?
Mike: They wrote "Justness" instead of "Justice". That'a huge Englischeisse!
by KurtSteinerPL August 27, 2009
Get the Englischeisse mug.Englutch is the daft way Dutch people talk English. If there are words which appear in both languages, they just pronounce them in Dutch, even if the words have totally different meanings, like the word 'of'.
An 's' becomes 'sh',
'v' becomes an 'f',
'th' becomes 't', 'f' or 'd'.
And so on.
A Dutch interviewer once got laughed at by the Spice Girls when he was constantly mentioning their turd album (third album).
An 's' becomes 'sh',
'v' becomes an 'f',
'th' becomes 't', 'f' or 'd'.
And so on.
A Dutch interviewer once got laughed at by the Spice Girls when he was constantly mentioning their turd album (third album).
Englutch ish de deft way Dutch people tok English. If dere are words which appear in boaf lankwitshesh, dey shust pronounsh dem in Dutch, even if de wordsh hef totally different meaningsh, like the word 'of'.
by zundbarg November 7, 2008
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*In Germany*
person 1: How do I get to the bus station?
person 2: Ich spreche kein Englisch
person 1: uses Google Translate: "wie komme ich zur Bahnhof?"
person 2: jetzt müssen Sie gerade aus, und wenn Sie das Museum sehe, dann gehen Sie rechts und die Bahnhof ist auf der rechten Seite.
*In Germany*
person 1: How do I get to the bus station?
person 2: Ich spreche kein Englisch
person 1: uses Google Translate: "wie komme ich zur Bahnhof?"
person 2: jetzt müssen Sie gerade aus, und wenn Sie das Museum sehe, dann gehen Sie rechts und die Bahnhof ist auf der rechten Seite.
by Duo23 October 2, 2021
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american tourist: Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch, ich spreche nicht gut Deutsch
german man: oh okay, send zis man to jail immediately
american tourist: Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch, ich spreche nicht gut Deutsch
german man: oh okay, send zis man to jail immediately
by kitpysaysfuckyou April 13, 2023
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