english pounds

(N) A term used to describe sterling currency.
1. Used to put greater emphasis on the value of currency in question.
2. Used to seperate the currency of the great nation motherland (England) from that of it's far shoddier neighbours (Scotland, Wales)

1. That cost me 10 ENGLISH POUNDS, look after it!

2. So that's 50 english pounds then, none of that foreign muck, no?

english pounds by paulh August 22, 2005

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5 english pounds

Five English Pounds is a not with a £ and a 5 on it used for buying stuff

I'm going to TESCO with my 5 English Pounds.

5 english pounds by EnglishDefinitions October 26, 2017

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English Pumpernickel Pounder

When you strap down one of your friends, cover him him in beans, sausage, bacon, eggs, black pudding and generally things in a full English breakfast. Then flip him over to pour tea down his anus. Finally, you fist him till he arrives.

"I could go a for an English Pumpernickel Pounder from Corey"

English Pumpernickel Pounder by Arlibarli January 5, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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