pumpernickel 

A very inexpensive prostitute.

Katy let me fuck her in the ass for $15. What a pumpernickel!

pumpernickel by Peter Crammer December 12, 2006

Pumpernickel 

Intercourse that consists of five pumps only

We didn't have much time so we went in the bathroom and had a pumpernickel.

Her parents were on their way home so we pumpernickeled

That girl is so hot! I would loe to get her in the corner and pumpernickel

Pumpernickel by Who's NOW? August 17, 2009

Pumpernickel 

Used to describe someone of a dark brown or black skin tone. Originated from pumpernickel, a dark bread. Abbreviated version is 'pumps'.

That pumpernickel Wesley Snipes was sent to jail for tax evasion.

5 pumps tried to jack me last night.

Pumpernickel by El Deee December 21, 2010

Pumpernickel 

A bowling game to get drunk. A shot is taken for every strike, by those who did not get a strike

I'm taking that chick I just met to play pumpernickel. Better I play, drunker she gets.

Pumpernickel by Caceezy November 9, 2014

Pumpernickel 

A word describing great shock and surprise registered by the speaker of the word.

Second definition could also mean prostitutes.

Oh my pumpernickel, you did not just have Anneka's Turkish Delight

Pumpernickel by JewishNose September 13, 2013

pumpernickel 

a cheap ho, slut, hooker, prostitute, etc...

that bitch was a pumpernickel. as in i didn't have nothin but change in my pocket, but she let me pump her for a nickel

pumpernickel by bombasstic November 7, 2008

Pumpernickel 

Is the safe word yelled out to warn people that pornographic material is being watched and enjoyed in the room/area they are about to enter.

As Samantha came down the stairs to the living room, Ryan yelled 'Pumpernickel' so she was not shocked by the alien orgy currently on the TV.

Pumpernickel by J.T.T.B6976 June 12, 2015