Definitions by Arlibarli

Questionably Ethical Cuck Canoli

When you a chase an ugly tart and get close with her and invite her round for Netflix and Chill but then her friend is also there so you cuck the ugly tart for her more beautiful mate.

"My boyfriend gave me a questionably ethical cuck canoli"

Questionably Ethical Cuck Canoli by Arlibarli May 17, 2026

Three Course Meal

When someone (preferably a woman) squats over your face and shits in your mouth. You then chew it until it is mushy or just generally chewed up and then regurgitate it back into their asshole.

You didnt create a big enough brown rocket for our three course meal

Three Course Meal by Arlibarli January 19, 2026

Crafty Cumberbatch Special

When someone is lowered in a VAT of tartar sauce butt naked and then covered in seasonings. After drying for 30 minutes, you and some others lick the participant clean (including genitalia). Finally, you circlejerk eachother and finish all over the participants and leave him to clean himself up. This is typically done while wearing expensive fancy clothing.

I really enjoyed last night's Crafty Cumberbatch Special

Crafty Cumberbatch Special by Arlibarli January 7, 2026

Affirmative Action

When you gobble down 5 honeypackets and your date cancels on you. So you find a substitute, no matter the cost.

"Ooh a rotting carcass of a Racoon, time to take affirmative action"

Affirmative Action by Arlibarli January 5, 2026

English Pumpernickel Pounder

When you strap down one of your friends, cover him him in beans, sausage, bacon, eggs, black pudding and generally things in a full English breakfast. Then flip him over to pour tea down his anus. Finally, you fist him till he arrives.

"I could go a for an English Pumpernickel Pounder from Corey"

English Pumpernickel Pounder by Arlibarli January 5, 2026