Energy Shield 

When the universe and all that is in it seems to cock-block you so hard it hurts.

Homie: Hey man, how're you and Autumn going?
You: Not too good, there's a damn energy shield in my way.

Energy Shield by PlasmaBolt January 26, 2016

Nullspace Energy Shield 

An impenetrable barrier made from the extraction of purified potential energy from anything mith a molecular composition. It has three methods of performance: (1) Reflect- It abosorbs the object as well as its kenetic energy, and reforms it from out of the barrier at the exact opposite trajectory with the converted kinetic energy.

(2) Absorb- It absorbs all the nullspace energy within the object, as well as converting the mass of the object into energy. All energy is converted into a compatible energy form that will not corrupt the flow balance.

(3) Top Secret

(4) Prototye Phase, Top Secret

Additional info-

It can be set to act as a filter, allowing some objects through but not others.

It looks kinda like this in IRC: @

My Nullspace Energy Shield transcends all possiblity of my defeat, and thus I am untouchable.

Nullspace Energy Shield by Bo The Destroyer September 29, 2003

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004