A person who has surpassed the moniker of a "douche bag". These people are the cream of the crop / elite of "douche bags" and deserve a unique, differentiating term for them, like "executive douche bag". Any random person can be a "douche bag", but enema bags are mired in their own sense of self importance in the world.

That enema bag dude in the skinny, bejeweled jeans, was trying to tell me his theory on stock market technical analysis and couldn't have been more incorrect. I think he should spend more time tanning and less time trying to impress others with failed theories.

enema bag by Davester75 August 1, 2012

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eyedam

Eyedam is a version of the name Adam, but it is pronounced 'eye-dam'. It is a more pimp version of the name. Whenever Eyedam enters a room everyone notices because he announces his name before and after he leaves. Eyedam also likes ot jerk off mice and rabbits in the lab for scientific purposes. Whenever anyone tells Eyedam something he always says 'good' in a very high pitched voice.

'Eyedam is entering the room, it's Eyedam'

Person 1: 'Why is he jerking off mice and watching rabbits have sex with each other?
Person 2: 'He must be an Eyedam!'

Person 1: 'Hey Eyedam, here are those rabbits and mice you asked for...'
Eyedam: 'Good, good!...'

eyedam by davfid December 14, 2011

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public-enema

also: 'public-enema #2' \ when citizens riot in the streets in order to purge unjust government regulations, or to expunge a corrupt administration .

Outcry over the phoney election results has led to the biggest public-enema yet seen in that country.

public-enema by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ß€₡ʞ May 19, 2010

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Future Endeavored

the term to describes when someone gets fired/released from a company. most notably a term in pro wrestling when a person gets released from the company. the term comes from the typical press release that WWE puts out every time they announce a wrestler getting release from the company, and they post "wish with him/her well in there Future Endeavors

man, that guy just got Future Endeavored today, hope he doesn't go nuts over it.

Future Endeavored by boutitbenza_69_9 May 1, 2010

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