empressov

The empress of vaseline and all its glorified and storied uses. Also an impressively snarky bitch.

Empressov prepares to slather on the lubricant which shall ensure full coverage of all appendages.

by xoxoj February 21, 2009

Empress

Empress is someone is extremely outgoing and in general a fun, loving person. An Empress is absolutely beautiful and most guys find her very attractive but are afraid of telling her because she so "out there". But you should tell her because she doesn't often feel beautiful. She's SUPER funny and makes people life without even trying. Everyone is drawn to Empress for some strange reason. She's pretty talkative but if you entrust her with something she won't say a word. She's a very sensitive person and can easily become too attached to things. Empress is also multi-talented and seems to be AMAZING at everything! She's definitely a girl to keep around and will do big things in the future.

WOW! That girl is amazing, she must be an Empress!

by YAGGGAU June 7, 2018

Depresso Espresso

A fun way to say depression

"I have depresso espresso."

by Jerald the Horse February 12, 2020

depresso espresso

a feeling of being sadness but you also have a good sense of humor.

"how are you doing?"
"oh you know being a depresso espresso"

by Amandayyeeeee December 31, 2017

A shot of espresso

A shot of espresso usually wakes someone up/gives them energy- therefore being someone’s shot of espresso means that you lift their mood up a ton

“he’s like a shot of espresso, always a mood booster.”
“🏳️ 🌈”

by mxko January 4, 2022

embressive

a thing or situation that is embarrassing yet impressive

Derrick was able to name all of the members of an old boy band. Thats embressive!

by Melwags December 9, 2008

expresso your stresso and depresso

when your drinking a coffee and you just need to tell people how much of a downward spiral your life has been

i want you to expresso your stresso and depresso

by Spoopy Chicken October 3, 2018