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xoxoj's definitions
empressov
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The empress of
vaseline
and all its
glorified
and storied uses. Also an impressively
snarky bitch
.
Empressov prepares to
slather
on the
lubricant
which shall ensure full
coverage
of all appendages.
by
xoxoj
February 21, 2009
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