emosian
emosian by Matthew Canada May 27, 2008
Emobian
A woman, either in college or employed, with a lot of insecurities with herself and how she is viewed or liked by others. She suffers from mood swings and is always tired. She may also be in denial of her sexual orientation or have a male sidekick that poses as a boyfriend image to avoid suspicion.
A hybrid word of "emo" and "lesbian."
A hybrid word of "emo" and "lesbian."
A: "Is the emobian home still?"
B: "No. She left with her man servant to some concert. She was wearing those super tight skinny jeans, chucks, and that vest again."
A: "Ok. When is he going to admit that he doesn't like her anymore? It's sad they both don't have any other friends. They are just using each other."
B: "No. She left with her man servant to some concert. She was wearing those super tight skinny jeans, chucks, and that vest again."
A: "Ok. When is he going to admit that he doesn't like her anymore? It's sad they both don't have any other friends. They are just using each other."
Emosian
An Emo who is also Asian. They are a group of the most depressed people in the world and do not care what society (and especially their parents) has to say.
Emosian: I want to do my homework, dad. But I also want to disobey you!
Dad: Do your homework you disgrace to family!
Dad: Do your homework you disgrace to family!
Emosian by Grawsoman13 May 30, 2016
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