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Emobian 

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A woman, either in college or employed, with a lot of insecurities with herself and how she is viewed or liked by others. She suffers from mood swings and is always tired. She may also be in denial of her sexual orientation or have a male sidekick that poses as a boyfriend image to avoid suspicion.

A hybrid word of "emo" and "lesbian."
A: "Is the emobian home still?"
B: "No. She left with her man servant to some concert. She was wearing those super tight skinny jeans, chucks, and that vest again."
A: "Ok. When is he going to admit that he doesn't like her anymore? It's sad they both don't have any other friends. They are just using each other."
Emobian by NoonWine February 20, 2010
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Emojian Slip 

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Happens when you send the wrong emoji in a text, constituting an unintentional error regarded as revealing subconscious feelings.

Similar to the Freudian Slip, but with Emojis rather than words.
"Damn, I accidentally sent her a heart Emoji"

"That's definitely an Emojian Slip on your part"
Emojian Slip by mp4309 September 30, 2015
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Emojian 

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A Human on the internet that only talks in Emoji's and wants people to understand what he means
in Emoji's
I Hate all these Emojians
Emojian by Goldbergio Monstrsitio November 21, 2016

emosbian 

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a certian emo chick that is also a lesbian
those girls are emo and lesbians, therefore they are emosbians, i would never be an emosbian
emosbian by Wiglaff January 16, 2008

Emodian

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A fail race of the new MMO, AION.

Emodians are the dark emo race which cut themselves and have an extreme amount of backhair, which they claim to be manes. This race is very arrogant and is populated with the 14 year old basement trolls which once inhabited World of Warcrap.
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Emodian
Emodian by Emodianfan September 3, 2009

Emoban 

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See Urban Emo. Defined as an individual who posesses all of the positive qualities of an emo with urban flair. Emobans are different from emos in several ways:

1. Emobans are well educated, with a fluent intellect, an appreciaition of various music styles, and a propensity for various mediums of art and art appreciation.

2. Emobans are generally more palatable to society's accursed members. They dress fashionably (or set trends), tell devilish morbid jokes, and are the definition of social chameloen, having connections to every thread of the socio-economic spider web.

3. Emobans are very sarcastic, and many times emotionally expressive.

4. Emobans don't nessicarily dye their hair black. Some emobans, in fact, are black. Many emobans, however, do cut their hair eccentricly, often with a razor (a dabbling in razory, as opposed to an obsession), and often covering at least one eye.

5. Emobans are both independent and conscencious individuals, not bound by "groups" or "cliques".

6. Emobans are mostly pessimistic about the fall and/or decay (decay, being perhaps the most intrinsic word to an emoban's dictionary) of (classical) civilization.

7. Emobans aren't obliterate imbeciles.

The "Age of Emoban", if you will, began slightly prior to the 1920s, with the flapper/post-flapper period. It has been mantained throughout the years, and revitilized recently with the introduction/recognition of the emo and the resurfacing of flapper age style.

Influences of both swing era and emo kid are apparent. Unlike most "Jenny From the Block" urbies, emobans often wear a considerable amount of makeup (if they are women) and accessorize with ingenius articles, such felt hats and interesting earrings. Much gothic influence is also demonstrated, through use of Victorian accessries: cameos,lockets, crosses, lace, berets, and black are used often in an emoban female's dress. Men, however, tend to wear considerably less "ice" than their ghetto/pimp male counterparts. In fact, the approach that is often taken is "minimal", consisting of only perhaps an expensive watch and a ring. Shoes are probably the most important accessory, as other apparel may vary in degrees of formality/eccentricity on a given day. Felt hats, belts, argyle socks, and sunglasses are other accessories that may be displayed, though, as previously stated, this deepends on the day the Emoban is currently expressing.
Prehistoric Emobans: Solomon, William Shakespeare, Vincent Vangough

Early Emobans: Tennessee Williams, Ernest Hemingway (Lost Generation writers, etc.), flappers

Recent Emobans: Gorillaz, Sneaker Pimps, Lemony Snickett(and his characters, Klaus being an excellent example), Gnarles Barkley, Winona Rider

Ex. of Conversation:

Ed Pedestrian: My, Julia, you look lovely today!

Julia Urbano: As do you, dearest.

Ed: Have you read any good books lately?

Julia: A work by Sophicles. He embodies, in my opinion, the strategem of existence.

Ed (cluelessly): Sometimes I wonder about why I am here.

Julia: That's part of humanity's pychological disposition as. You wish to attach to yourself an artificial object of idealised permenance, so that your Freudian instincts aren't realised. Religion does this for most people.

Ed: I don't think that's true.

Julia: The idea of truth is formulated on biases. You should expand your horizons.
Emoban by Molly Dandotto November 3, 2006

emosian 

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being an emo asian, also wearing black if you are asian.
Mike: That new asian chick, Lauren is hot.
Matthew: Dude shes emosian.
emosian by Matthew Canada May 27, 2008
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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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minimap 

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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
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