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emosapian 

a term used to describe emo people
look at those emosapians
emosapian by Mireya Ayleen Rodriguez September 22, 2011
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emosbian 

a certian emo chick that is also a lesbian
those girls are emo and lesbians, therefore they are emosbians, i would never be an emosbian
emosbian by Wiglaff January 16, 2008
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Emotarian 

A more descriptive and catchier synonym for emo progressive or puritopian.

An Emotarian usually arrives at all of their political positions through an emotional calculus rather than a rational one; a formula by which any issue can be understood through the lens of unyielding idealism, with little regard for history or precedent, and fiercely defended to the point where any pragmatic thinking or compromise must be viciously characterized as "selling out," even at the expense of some immediate political gain over previous political conditions. They are particularly prone to assigning bad faith and evil motive to any democratic President who refuses to make speeches that sound as if Noam Chomsky, Dennis Kucinich or Michael Moore wrote them.
Emotarians are upset with President Obama for threatening to use force against Syria. They believe all war is bad, thus, any use of force—or threat to use force—is unjustified, and further evidence that the President must be a malignant fascist tool of a global corporate plutocracy.
Emotarian by Shoqvalue September 10, 2013
being an emo asian, also wearing black if you are asian.
Mike: That new asian chick, Lauren is hot.
Matthew: Dude shes emosian.
emosian by Matthew Canada May 27, 2008

Emotarian 

combination of the "emo" fad with the "vegetarian" movement- into a single group of people. (This is done for right wing meat eating gun toting men/women who want to save time when saying 'emo and vegetarians'. they are combined into one very similar easily hated group to save time)
Look at that damn emotarian over there whining about some crap that no one cares about... Go fall out.. boy. Try eating some freaking meat so I can't wrap my hands around your waist and squish you... or maybe you should just go painc at the disco.

Adopt a Emotarian: For every peice of meat they don't eat, you eat three.
Emotarian by Joe cartoon December 14, 2008
An Emo who is also Asian. They are a group of the most depressed people in the world and do not care what society (and especially their parents) has to say.
Emosian: I want to do my homework, dad. But I also want to disobey you!

Dad: Do your homework you disgrace to family!
Emosian by Grawsoman13 May 30, 2016

Emosapien 

A oldster emo. in late 20s/30s. may be confused with hipster
Last thing I need is one of those emosapien's, way too old to be emo
Emosapien by linds.saurus February 4, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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