emofuck 

The act of extreme drunken shoulder crying. Emofucking is NOT sex. The participants are usually either dating or just quite fond of each other, and more often than not of the opposite sex. In extreme cases, emofucking can be done while sober.

verb- "Rachel and Corey went into the bedroom with a Bright Eyes album and came out half an hour later with their eyes all puffy. You totally know they just emofucked."

noun- "Goddamn that was a good emofuck! My sweater sleeve is wet clear through. I need a cigarette."

emofuck by someonebored June 16, 2007

EMOFUCK 

A derogatory term for an someone who some one who is considered to be "Emo". Generally used to express hatred towardsthem for being such fucking pussies and crying like fucking dickholes.

Bob: JIM IS SUCH AN EMOFUCK, FUCKING PUUSSY ASSHOLE BITCH!
Fred: i totally agree emo is FUCKING GAY.

EMOFUCK by poposhoot January 15, 2007

EmoDuck

a person who may actually be a duck and is also emo :

Marissa is an emoduck

EmoDuck by Ina le Bunny April 3, 2009

ecofuck 

- (eco-fuck) A sexual encounter facilitated by human transportation (ie walking, skateboard, bicycle) as opposed to a journey by car, plane, or bus.

"I walked two miles to ecofuck my girlfriend."

Person 1: "So did you ecofuck her?"
Person 2: "No, she picked me up."

ecofuck by Adam514 August 22, 2009

Emobucket 

A site for scene/emo kids to post their pictures that about 84% of the time get stolen.

Omg, someone stole my pictures of Emobucket!

Emobucket by Sail0rify May 15, 2011

emo fuck 

Whiny, puny dudes who have worn tight women's jeans for so long that their testicles never dropped. They are constantly shoving their thin girl hands in their pockets which further complicates their testicular problems. As a result of this behavior emo fucks inevitably grow up to become adult teenagers who sit in the dark and listen to shitty,lispy songs about candles,dead dandelions,and unrequieted puppy love. They seldom make eye contact partly due to the greasy, dandruff laden, bangs that hang over their eyes and partly due to their lack of masculinity and/or courage. They love to call everything gay even though they would be gay if they could only achieve an erection in those cute jeans. In summary, emo fucks are weak poeple who need to hide in numbers. They identify with crappy faggy music and always try to be in love so they can get their heart broken and gain emo cred with their defeatist self loathing lackeys. I plan to run for president in '08 on the emo fuck holocaust ticket. If i win, we will have sweater burnings in the streets. We will provide guns and bullets to all emo fucks who want to kill themselves, and eventually we will reach the final solution: we will hold a huge free vegan buffet, but unbeknownst to the emo fucks... the food will have egg and cheese in it!

"Fear not the wrath of the emo fuck, for he is sensitive and quite fun to provoke."

emo fuck by conorcrybaby June 27, 2005

Emofucker 

someone who likes to fuck emos

Omg katys such and emofucker

Emofucker by Jeddie August 19, 2008