embicle

A moronic dolt on a news forum that uses the least used words in the dictionary and lenghty diatribe to make a point that a short sentence and two syllable words could have sufficed.
Many moons ago I was in the miltary as an officer in charge of thousands of things and many things to do and many places to travel. I received hundreds of awards and so many commodations that I cannot count them all but for the subject at hand I really have no input, just a chance to write nonsense, as to what the commander and chief's job is. I must be an embicle.
by skamenga April 12, 2009
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embicle-ology

The study of 'embicles', who are redneck versions (usually from Texas) of "imbeciles."
Hey, I saw a Crackeress the other day, and she was saying such crazy stupid stuff that I got a grant to study her for my embicle-ology class."
by AGWer October 18, 2011
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