embert 

A person who is so intelligent and humble, that everyone thinks they are some kind of nerd or intelligent bad @&#. She/he are also so sweet and usually only have either a really weird friend group, or no friends.nerd Friend

Wow. Look at Embert. She got 99% on her exams. Good for her

embert by cj13scoutergirl September 8, 2016

John Egbert 

Character in the web comic Homestuck. Also known as Zoosmell Pooplord. Has a man-crush on Nicolas Cage and a minor obsession with Con Air. Is friends with Jade Harley, Dave Strider and Rose Lalonde. Hates the batter witch.

Karkat: Do the windy thing.
John Egbert: The what?

John Egbert by annularPhysicist December 27, 2011

Elbert 

Is a person who comes into your life and just changes how you think, completely! This person makes sure that you're loved to the point that you'd realized that you deserved to be loved like that. Elbert has the cutest eyes too!

Elbert is the love of my life

Elbert by Coffeeeeeee June 7, 2021

emberli 

Emberli is a girl who is popular but doesn’t think she is. She’s more beautiful than most girls but thinks she ugly. All the guys like her and the girl wanna either be her or her friend. And her friend and best friend want something that don’t have that she does. She loves people to easily and she’s way to loving. She chill when she wants to be.

Hey look how beautiful that girl is! She’s such an emberli

emberli by Emma gonehru December 18, 2017

emberlynn 

A heart of gold with fire in her eyes. She glows in dark places. Determined, successful, and beautiful. She's very smart, independent and caring. Full of love. And her smile lights up the world. She's one of a kind.

Emberlynn is the brightest star in the sky, supernova.

emberlynn by anonymousflowerchild December 18, 2016

ember 

Someone with with a big heart, a smile that makes one melt, but if need be a look that could kill.

intelligent is ember ember is my gang-star boo

ember by thatshowMEroll February 7, 2010

The Roger Ebert

The act of a standing 69 in which you also penetrate the anal sphincter by giving the "two thumbs down" rating. This may be given in the event of a poor effort regarding the lower half of the standing 69. Or straight boredom. Also can be referred to as simply "The Ebert". Patent pending on the "Ebert and Roper".

Brought the spinner home from the bar. She had the oral ability of a teething todler. In response to her lack of skill during our standing 69 session, I decided to rate her performance by giving the "two thumbs down" rating, thus invoking the Roger Ebert.

The Roger Ebert by Drunk guys at the bar September 10, 2011