A small anarchistic gnome who is under the impression he is an elf. Elftor'
s adventures are the stuff of
legend. He pimps, drinks, smokes and kills his way up the ladder of fame with his politically incorrect comics.
He has various friends, including Cheesetor, R2D2, and Cheesemonkey. To restore the ethnic balance is Jerometor, a token black man who steals watermelons and imbibes crack
cocaine.
Many comics involve killing, drugs, sex, pimping and habitation inside a large mans arse. As such Elftor is not recommended for
children, the politically sensitive, or anyone above the height of 14cm.
At one stage Elftor met
Osama Bin Laden and educated him in the art of pimping hos. They then used some recreational
drugs (
cocaine, heroin, etc) and shot some people with an M16. Elftor then forced some colored people to pick his cotton, while raping several babies.