Foobs

Foobs: When a man has developed boobs also known as man boobs or “moobs” from being out of shape, but is still admired by some because he played football at a high level (collegiate or NFL). Moobs are gross, but Foobs are less gross because they are former pecs that were strong from playing on the gridiron.
The alumni overlooked his Foobs through his golf shirt because they were more interested in hearing a first-person account description of what it was like when the team ran out of the tunnel in front of thousands just before kickoff.
by Spencer45 March 11, 2021
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Fake Boobs. Boobs that have undergone surgical enhancement, and are no longer real.
by Roxtor July 18, 2005
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A fat woman who has big breasts caused by excessive fat.
"Look at those two, it's sad how he is only drooling over her Foobs."
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Meaning fake breasts. Coming from the slang word boobs. When a woman pays good money to have there breasts enlarged, or put into shape.
People might say, "oh that jordan, yeah foobs"
Or finally admitting to your partner that yo have foobs.
Also, "foobs cost way to much nowa days. When I got foobs...".
by Urban Dictionary January 13, 2006
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Comes from the words, 'Fat Boobs', or 'Fake Boobs'. Mainly described as, the 'Boobs of a Fat Chick'; to the average male, these would be considered Butch. I mean just completely gross. Almost as if, if this *female* were to not have been 'fat', her breasts would not be that big.
Boy to Girl: *Hey Tammy, who has the biggest boobs in our gym class? I mean you've showered with all of them, who do you think does?*

Girl to Boy: *Well, probably Cassie, or maybe Brooke.*

Boy to Boy: *Nah man, they dont count. Those are Foobs, not Boobs.*
by Simulation March 12, 2008
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When a woman's breasts sweat so profusely that they begin to smell like feet.
by botts007 June 14, 2010
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Random Guy #1: Ew, did you dee Caroline's boobs?
Random Guy #2: What boobs? ... Oh, you mean the foobs?
Random Guy #1: Yeah, that's it...

Woah! Check out Sophia's Foobs! O.o
by Ladida-I-Am-Sooo-Bored October 08, 2009
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